Are there Gods in Our Heliosphere?

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I finally beat that antlered rodent in Komi (go) in Duviri! YES!

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went to a pow wow. Naturally, i am filled with fried bread.

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I finally unlocked Elite Deep Archimidea! Now i need Elite Temporal.

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Pointing at an enormous dark knight wielding an axe bigger than myself and emitting an aura of arcane power, I shout "Run for your lives, she's experiencing TRANS JOY!"

Terrified villagers flee screaming "Good for her!"

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I don't trust Candyl

Idk, it's just... whenever Oda introduces a character you usually wait until they have a really emotive facial expression to see what they're really like in the soul. And Candyl so far has had no big ones. No freak outs, no big hearty laughs, nothing like that. What is he waiting for?

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been obsessed with books that have seemingly large than life, borderline supernatural characters existing in otherwise realistic settings.

Anton Chighur from Cormac McCarthy's No Country for Old Men

Westley from Andrew Vachss's Burke series

Lemme know if there are other examples out there

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rewatching Steven Universe and... Lars was always justified in every way, huh?

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remember horimiya? *sigh* good times

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not to gintama on main yet again Yet Again but that moment in the Yagyu arc where Gin and Kagura clarify that they're gonna put their necks out for Shinpachi's sake and definitely NOT because they want to rescue Tae from her own self destructive decision.

They'll fold and admit that maaaybe they love their cherished brother/son Shinpachi, you know, if they're forced to, but for Tae it would be a step too far.

For Gintoki it would be admiting that your circle of friends, those hands that reach to clasp around the ones you love, stretch just an inch or two further out than you admit.

For Kagura there's an unwritten social rule not to save Tae if she insists she knows what she's doing, even if everyone and their mother can see that she's not in the right state of mind.

So they'll temporarily admit they love Shinpachi, just for now. Just as long as he serves as an excuse to go help out another friend they also love. For now.

This cast of characters all have the emotional maturity of pre teens

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I easily ignored the supernatural seduction of the dominatrix elf and cast away her glamour. Her messy, disheveled true appearance was ten times more attractive than the illusion and I am instantly horribly smitten. She's still crying on the floor covering her face doing the whole "Don't Look At Me I'm Hideous" thing though, so I'm probably still gonna arrest her.

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Me and the elf are investigating reports of attacks near the goblin hideouts (yeah, I volunteered to be her parole officer because she's pretty, sue me) when we are attacked in the night. After quickly incapacitating the attacker we see they are apparently just a little lost human boy, who gives us puppy dog eyes and asks us to forgive him.

One quick cast of "illusion dispel" and the little boy is actually a goblin with a rusty knife who suddenly prostrates himself and begs tearfully to spare him. He's actually so pathetic and sickly that we're actually even more likely to not punish him now.

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Following the goblin back to his camp we learn that the goblins are being besieged by a clan of enormous ogre-like creatures. Untimidated, we march straight into the base of the ogres and discover that they are not actually all that large at all. They surrender immediately as soon as we find out their secrets.

It turns out they are actually cowardly goblins no larger than any other of their kind, who magically experimented with splicing their genes with Puffer Fish DNA and have been puffing themselves three times their size to scare the other goblins.

They don't realize it, but the puffer fish poison they secrete is so potent that even a single drop diluted would be enough to kill an entire village. We are now even more afraid of these guys than before.

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I easily ignored the supernatural seduction of the dominatrix elf and cast away her glamour. Her messy, disheveled true appearance was ten times more attractive than the illusion and I am instantly horribly smitten. She's still crying on the floor covering her face doing the whole "Don't Look At Me I'm Hideous" thing though, so I'm probably still gonna arrest her.

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Me and the elf are investigating reports of attacks near the goblin hideouts (yeah, I volunteered to be her parole officer because she's pretty, sue me) when we are attacked in the night. After quickly incapacitating the attacker we see they are apparently just a little lost human boy, who gives us puppy dog eyes and asks us to forgive him.

One quick cast of "illusion dispel" and the little boy is actually a goblin with a rusty knife who suddenly prostrates himself and begs tearfully to spare him. He's actually so pathetic and sickly that we're actually even more likely to not punish him now.

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I easily ignored the supernatural seduction of the dominatrix elf and cast away her glamour. Her messy, disheveled true appearance was ten times more attractive than the illusion and I am instantly horribly smitten. She's still crying on the floor covering her face doing the whole "Don't Look At Me I'm Hideous" thing though, so I'm probably still gonna arrest her.

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The ascii kitten is a deity, just so you know

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Angst with "happy ending"? NO. Eternal thematic and karmic deaths upon my worlds!!!

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Except anything Nintendo related or inspired. Once i tried to write a sad ending for a zelink fanfic but then Link and Zelda became real and beat me to death.

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Angst with "happy ending"? NO. Eternal thematic and karmic deaths upon my worlds!!!

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man, if i were the author of a beloved popular YA series i just know everybody would hate me.

I don't have any social media except this one one so my inbox would be full of fandom garbage and i wouldn't even be able pretend to be nice about it for more than the first, like, week.

I'd be like "i hate all of your your fanfics,stop sending them to me."

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i don't remember exactly what it was about but years ago i had an anon say something along the lines of "As a christian i like your content" and i had to resist the urge to be like "why tf are you Christian?"

So no, this blog isn't necessarily a safe space for religious beliefs, if anyone actually gives a damn.