Bad Spirk au, its not pon farr but pong farr, they need to play ping pong or die
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Bad Spirk au, its not pon farr but pong farr, they need to play ping pong or die
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Okay these pictures got me thinking, what if Jim didn’t understand pon farr and thought the sands of Vulcan were necessary? What if, for the second one Spock goes through, (after they’ve gotten married of course) Jim does THIS to their apartment in SF. Then Spock comes home from work and is like... um what?
Image credit: Mark Daniel - Kolmanskop, 2008
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Bad Spirk AU: Pon Farr is actually just when a Vulcan starts craving hit sauce and nothing else. There is no other part to it. They have to eat hot sauce or they die
spock be like:
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Anonymous said: Horrible Spirk Au: All Vulcans are double-jointed. Spock must perform the traditional Vulcan mating dance, which is just horror movie contortionism, before wooing Kirk. Pon Farr introduces skreeing.
Truly horrible, thank you.
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Bad Spirk Au: Pon Farr makes all your teeth fall out (and then they grow back). Jim wakes up finding 4 teeth in their bed one morning and freaks out.
Jim’s face when he finds teeth in his bed:
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