#poor kirk

[duffsmckagan]

This funny story was told by a person who worked as a runner in the production office during the Monsters of Rock tour. Pictures unrelated.

On the Monsters of rock tour Kirk had to use the bathroom. After 5 minutes Kirk poked his head out and sheepishly asked the runner to fetch him some toilet paper. The runner sprung into action and walked into Van Halen’s room and asked if he could borrow some toilet paper. The band started chatting with this guy and unfortunately forgot about Kirk. Kirk was not pleased. Poor Kirk.

[inmydreams404]

[sporkandpringles]

Anonymous said: Horrible Spirk Au: All Vulcans are double-jointed. Spock must perform the traditional Vulcan mating dance, which is just horror movie contortionism, before wooing Kirk. Pon Farr introduces skreeing.

Truly horrible, thank you.

Send Me Bad Spirk AUs (Always Open)

[metgala2018]

Kirk: you hit the he Klingons because they insulted me? 👀😳

Scotty: lol no I didn’t give a shit about that and you’re a big boy you can handle yourself. I threw the first punch because they insulted the ship

Kirk:

[luvindowney]

I can’t believe they let poor Sean Gunn (he will forever be Kirk to me ) walk like that 

[islndgurl777]

I literally can’t believe they had to let Edith die because she was so nice she was going to make America pacifist and make us lose ww2 WOW rude

[everythingilikeisdead]

So I had this thought today... what if Kirk is a victim of sexual abuse? Like, it would explain his weird relationship with his mother, and why he assumed Lorelai might just walk into Rory’s room and get naked... it also explains why he covers his crotch with a pillow when he has his night terrors. Just a thought. 

[ilexvici]

Maybe sunglasses are in order :D