Asexual Vulcans in their mid thirties watching everyone their age go through Pon Farr and go absolutely bonkers (they’re completely fine):
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Asexual Vulcans in their mid thirties watching everyone their age go through Pon Farr and go absolutely bonkers (they’re completely fine):
Okay the homosexual fighting and his reaction when he realizes Kirk isn’t dead is gay and all but the real gayest part of Amok Time is when Christine (who has a crush on Spock) brings him his favorite soup and he fricking throws it at her. I know I know Pon Farr or whatever but still
(Yes I was remembering the “the one time he does interact with a woman he throws a soup at her” post)
*wakes up*
*remembers amok time*
Ok, i say bullshit because
The pon farr is mating thing right? The very goal is mating. So, how is spock satisfied by just "killing" his opponent and not finishing it with his wife?!? I call bullshit
either he came in his pants and bonded/married Jim right there in sand OR it worked out exactly like the episode only mcspirk fucked nasty afterwards when they found that spock is still very much not okay
This one might need some workshopping 💀
Yes Ik he’s in heat I’d still let him give me the mastectomy
Fuck or die Fridays? Call it fuck till you die. Hahaha. I’m hilarious
as with every series I get into I have a habit of putting together a fanfic that takes place in the universe. Naturally Star Trek is not an exception and i happily put together a small chaotic crew when suddenly i remembered:
I FORGOT ABOUT PON FARR.
THERE ARE FIVE VULCANS ON THIS STARSHIP.
OUT OF TWENTY-SIX CREW MEMBERS.
I mean they can take a quick detour to Vulcan but holy shit i cannot believe i forgot the og of the bang or die trope.