#pontmercenary

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what if lauren and i changed our urls to princemccoy and princekirks

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Promo List #3!

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<3 <3 pontmercenary <3 <3

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Imagine sucking a green dick

ancient proverb Lauren “pontmercenary" on having sex with Spock

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follow pontmercenary for more poop jokes

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U avin a giggle ther m8? ill bash ye fookin ead in i sware on me mum

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your patronus would be a kpop boy band lgr

which one though that's the real question

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got tagged by co8altcaptainsjournal because she's a butt I guess

Rule 1. Always post the rules. Rule 2.Answer the questions the person who tagged you has written and write 11 new ones. Rule 3. Tag 11 people and link them to your post. Rule 4. Let them know you’ve tagged them.

  co8altcaptainsjournal's questions:

1) Favorite childhood movie?

I really loved to watch "Walking With Dinosaurs". Like, I watched that shit way too often lbh

2) What would you do if you suddenly obtained $1,000,000?

pay for college

3) Favorite musical/Broadway show?

"Book of Mormon" no contest ("Holy Musical B@man!" is second check that shit out on youtube it's tops I promise)

4) What was the last concert you went to?

um I was in nyc to see "Avenue Q" maybe that counts? There was music?

5) Do you have any “weird” interests?

I guess you could call steampunk weird? Things in jars are defs weird (sometimes)

6) American comics or Japanese manga? Which ones?

oh shit son that's so not an ok question cause manga was my entire middle school career and some of high school and now it's all American and lbr they're both pretty great but Stan Lee created Thor so Imma haveta go with american comics

7) Animated movies or live action films? 

again a not ok question because both are pretty great but I think all my tippy top faves are live action so

8) If you could go anywhere in the world (money isn’t a problem), where would you go?

(and if I could speak the language) Germany probably and it would be great to see those insane sharks down in South Africa aside from it most likely scaring the snot out of me 

9) Favorite genre of music?

Imma go with show tunes because as much as I love shit like rock and chap hop and dance or whatever I can't not sing along to "You and Me (But Mostly Me)" 

10) Do you believe in ANY FORM of higher power?

Oprah

11) Did you loose your shoe?

nope but my socks keep disappearing on me but not in pairs (at least not at first)

Now my questions:

Who inspires you/who's your hero?

If you could murder anyone in the world, no consequences  would you do it and if so who and why?

If you could bring back to life anyone, historical/famous/whatever, would you and if so who/why?

Ok now let's say you could bring to life one fictional character, would you and who/why?

Do you say "gif" or "jif"?

What would be your dream profession, if money or schooling or obstacles weren't things?

Why do you have the url that you have?

If Hell were a movie theater, what movie would they show you?

What food makes you huddle in a corner and whisper "my preciousssss"?

Is there a song that just gets you every time (whatever that means to you)?

Do you have a favorite joke and if so tell me.

  Hey guys pretty please because I actually will read everything so long as you link me this shit ok?

shadesofnerdness, grungycharms, pontmercenary, ashleeparson, wearesoeasilybroken, livlovesstuff, datatwohearts, jewnieissherlocked, thefaultofbeingafangirl, deitabug, and suburbanwit.

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Hey did you hear that the kid who played Gavroche is gonna be Jack in into the woods???