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i made a yogs tag urself meme

i know i’m like 5 million years too late to this meme but whatever this was fun

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i posted a more exact headcanon height chart last year but i think it looks better with them actually drawn so i thought i’d reuse the lil doodles from my tag urself meme

these are my headcanon heights but they also include headcanon skin colours, body types, etc. & all of the outfits are drawn from memory/improvised where i couldn’t remember what they looked like

lomadia is the tallest because she’s a giantess & honeydew is the smallest because he’s, well, a dwarf. duh

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sooo i made a headcanon height chart for the yogs bc i wanted to be able to Visualize it......i might actually DRAW THEM together as these heights one day but that day is not today

lomadia is 8′11″ ryth is 6′10″ xeph is 6′6″ sjin is 6′4″ nilesy is 5′10″ lalna and fiona are both 5′7″ zoeya is 5′4″ sips is 5′3″ nano and strife are both 5 feet and honeydew is 4′6″

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y'know that post you reblogged about the cat who mimicked her owner's attempted meows when they went on T? i got a real heavy niles' vibe from that. just trans man niles with like four cats who he talks to incessantly, and all of whom lower their meows when he gets on T. (where do you get T in minecraftia? who knows?)

HOLY SHIT IT IS NILESY altho genderfluid niles is my fav trans nilesy is amazing too (complete with Big Bird Mom who will beat seven shades of shit out of anyone who purposefully misgenders him)

honestly in minecraftia nilesy is a fuckin wiz with magic so it can’t be that hard to get some magic that helps him look and sound more like he wants to. also how about; the magical ecosystem in minecraftia helping with that sort of thing bc the negative emotions associated with dysphoria + body image troubles upset the magical balance and it would try to correct that by slowly altering the person’s physical form until they’re happy with it. which is also a happy lil headcanon bc that means that the incredible variety of shapes and sizes the yogs come in means that they want to be that way and are happy with how they look and thats so nice!! minecraftia takes care of its residents tbh (too bad a lot of them are alien to that planet + dimension...)

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hc: n.ilesy is genderfluid af

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tch invest in bodypaint you say, tch. nilesy has a room in his house (which is probs a boat) full of hs cosplay resources. half of it is bodypaint. he even has resources to cosplay his own fantroll how much /trash/ could he be. he also keeps like five of every kind of bucket for matespritship and kismessistitude and even thE oNES FOR THE FELT and two spare of every kind.he has also dubbed the entirity of homestuck in his voice, its his masterpiece and every1 has at least one tape of it.

jesus niles

also he clearly cosplays nepeta the most out of any of them. black cat shipper trash w a very large strong moirail (lom). thats niles

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teencast: i feel like teep would always name their many, many reptiles after sniper rifles/famous bow and arrow users. so like, this one day when niles ryth zo tee and others went to go to the cinema, everyone was there but zo and tee were late. ryth calls zoey and is like 'guys where r u' and zoey just answers 'ryth we cant find L115A3 AWM, Artemis or Katniss we suspect they may have gone under the couch well be a bit late!'. rythian wonders how the hell is katniss everdeen under tees couch.

yes. good

he also has at least one named godzilla. probably like a skink or something

ryth and zoey’s texts go something like “well i’m katniss and i’m right here sooo” “OH MY GOSH UR NOT KATNISS GET OVER IT” “I’M KATNISS ZOEY!!!!! >:(”

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teencast: zo teep and niles just love hanging out in the early hours of the morning bc almost no one is roaming around and they like peace and quiet but thats usually like 3/4am so this one time they were just making dead leaf crowns and chatting but then this cop car just comes up and does the siren thingy and asks wtf theyre doin and zo and niles r just petrified and teep tries to explain but the cop thinks they're flashing gang signs so he approaches and the trio just skeedaddle out (1)

and jump over stuff and go through all the side streets to try and lose the cop but he’s called for backup but he said ‘whoever is awake at this time’ and then ten cops showed up in ten different cop cars and the trio has no idea where to go so teep just calls rythian and passes the phone to zo and ryth is like 'its 4:30 am no i dont know why theyre called oranges zo-’ and zo is just 'rythian open your door we’re going to pass by your street the police is after us!!! and prepare a barricade (2)

kthxbye’ and just hangs up and rythian just opens the door and is waiting outside w sunglasses bc he doesnt want to be recognized by the cops (he doesnt want to get in trouble) w his purple robe of doom and his fluffy slippers of doom and hes silently thinking how hell explain to his parents why the hell there are 10 cops outside and why has he dragged the couch in front of the door and then the trio just arrives w 10 cop cars followin em & run inside & ryth closes the door & is like WHAT (3)

jesus christ oh my god

THOSE DARN KIDS