hey listen candy is just trying to live her best life and i just dont appreciate yuki stoppin her from doing what my girl's gotta do...if yuki really out there tryin to fight call me up bc im ready
HELLO i’m alive and i’m finishing the last of these
Anonymous said:
Santi do you miss Lou?
“i miss a lot of things. i miss familiarity, i miss being forgiven by default. spilling my guts most of all.
yeah.”
(me in the background: shut up idiot)
@poolbrop said:
hey santi...just wanna let you know that ya smiling doofy face brings a tear to my eye and im glad you're doing better. anyways this is cheesy but love ya lots
“hey thanks, smiling feels weird and i know my teeth are all messed up but im glad someone likes my face even if its dumb. im glad im doing better too, and cheese is my middle name. yo tambien te amo.”
@p8xel said:
Hey mother Rooney how was ur day? How is it like being a mommy now? Also I love you plz adopt me ٩(♡ε♡ )۶
“Hi sweet bean, my day is swell so far, except Ramona is in that stage where she’s like a cat and found out she can just push things off the table and watch them fall to their doom...cue me spending all morning cleaning honey off my abuela’s tiled floor-- harder than you would think.
It still feels weird to call myself a mom, kind of like when you graduate high school and the next month it feels weird to say ‘back when I was in high school...’ Do you know what I mean? It hasn’t really sunk in yet even though I have this permanent little clone of me around all the time and I spend most nights with one foot out of bed, waiting for her to call me at 3 AM. (She’s lucky I’m a light sleeper.) I will say there’s a new sense of joy or euphoria I’d never felt before having a child, it’s amazing. I hope everyone gets to feel that someday.
And yes I will adopt you, welcome to the family! (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡”
@p8xel said:
Heyo santi I am organizing a santi fan club fund it plz•̀.̫•́✧ Lol Jk but anyways tell me a story plz and thanks mwah love you
“a santi fan club? please, gianni’s the only one that deserves a fan club. i am a peasant next to that god of a man. and im busy enough with funding his club with all those bake sales. support me and my love for gianni rocca. my brownies are kickass.
speaking of clubs...one time when i was like 5 my brother and my older cousins made this ‘secret’ super special club called the snuffaluffagus club and the rubbed it in my face and only said i could join if i went streaking around the neighborhood. i didnt wanna join their stupid club anyway so i punched my brother in the face with a sockem bopper and it rebounded and hit myself in the face too and i chipped my tooth. never got it fixed.”
Anonymous said:
Hey Santi I updated to iOS 11 and it’s so ugly hELP me
“oh god im so sorry. im the king of never updating my phone until my phone literally betrays me by sabotaging itself like ‘ok asshole the jig is up time to either update or get a new phone.’ i’d been using regular ugly ass cellphones up until like two years ago when rooney took me in and took pity upon my non-smartphone-having self. then i had that iphone for a long time until it killed itself as all apple products do. RIP lil marco..you were a true homie.”
how do you make your edits have that 3d feel? they look gorgeous
hi nonny! i use @poolbrop’s fake it actions for most of my 3D effects, and there are also tons of other 3D actions out there if you do some googling. have fun!!
