Thunderbolts…Pool headcannons?? I guessssss
Ava gets nervous and self conscious in swimsuits, she’s used to needing full body coverage or she disintegrates
Ava wears all black swimsuits (some with sleeves some without) and often a big sun hat (unless she is roped into splash or die fights) ((probably also sunglasses))
Ava and Bucky have fun cocktails, they’re divas
Alexei likes LOOKING at the cocktails but he always claims there’s too much ice, not enough alcohol, and too difficult to drink (sometimes he indulges anyway)
John and Yelena are evil in the water. They will drag you under, they will splash you and your phone, stop being buzzkills and swim!
Alexei cannon ball.
Bob and Bucky are land menaces, they’re pushing people in they’re stealing phones and recording blackmail (Bucky also makes sure everyone’s stuff isn’t destroyed via water)
Bob is jacked, but usually wears a rashguard anyway
John used to be on the water polo team (he randomly asserts he was on many sport teams in high school, no one can disprove it)
Yelena wears a baggy rashguard and swim shorts. She is her to win the wars not get a tan
Bucky is only here to get a tan
Sometimes the great metal armed leader will hop in the water, completely crush what ever game they’re playing and then go eat strawberries by the side of the pool
Alexei runs wild. They gave him a water gun and he is scarily accurate with it and can seemingly pull it in and out of thin air
Bob LOVES the pool. Bro is joymaxxing and nonstop smiling
Bob always accidentally hit the beach ball out of the pool—to which John or Bucky had to retrieve—and he felt bad, but eventually he started doing it on purpose, and then it became a game of keep away