#poop butt

[gerardwaysmissingballsack]

save me trans ftm shaggy rogers.......trans ftm shaggy rogers save me......

[milssing]

helloo i'm mils or max!! im 4teen and i like to play and draw

i'm multifandom, but mainly sam&max! im also into spooky month, dan vs, dogman, and other stuff

im susan's #1 fan you HAVE to believe me i lov my wife

i don't have a lot to say but i hope we can b friends C: !!

[wrongeyedboy]

@ethereal-astronomer is stupid and nonchalant

[thedancingemu]

my husband just sent me this

i appreciate that this particular bit of graffiti made him think of me

[p0p-punk3d]

My girlfriend naked is honestly all I fucking live for ✨💦💦💦 Oh and her smile and beautiful personality 🌹

[thepageofwands]

Fun fact about me: When I was a baby, my dad used to call me “poop-butt” so often that my mom was worried that I would think it was my name.

[waverlythetimid]

[FINALLY played a round of Organ Trail in which everyone survived. Sotty had cholera--also known as 'poop butt'--but other than that, everyone was a-ok.]

[emmathenocturnal]

92 Truths I guess woo

Okay so caitertothotdish tagged me bc she likes making me suffer and I guess at the end of this mess I'm supposed to tag more people ok let's go!

                                                                                                                  What Was Your...

1. Last beverage: cranberry juice 

2. Last phone call: LOL the movie theatre I work at solid

3. Last text: caitertothotdish obviously who else

4. Last Song: My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark by Fall Out Boy woo

5. Last time I cried: I mean, full on cried, I couldn't tell you. But like, I watched "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" a week ago, and I teared up.

                                                                                                            Have You Ever...

6. Dated someone twice: LOL YES IN THE SEVENTH GRADE OK

7. Been cheated on: naw man

8. Kissed someone and regretted it: nope

9. Lost someone special: yes

10. Been depressed: Yes. And not like "oh no I'm sad," like most people think. But I don't really like to think about that time in my life tbh.

11. Been drunk and threw up: Ew no

12. List three favorite colors: Blue, purple, and yellow

                                                                                                                 In The Last Year Have You...

15. Made a new friend: <3

16. Fallen out of love: Gross

17. Laughed until you cried: Always

18. Met someone who changed you: YES *cue the Wicked song*

19. Found out who your true friends are: I think so at this point.

20. Found out someone was talking about you: LOL IS THIS MYSPACE

21. Kissed anyone on you FB: I'm sorry, "you FB?" I refuse to answer this based on principle (yes).

                                                                                                            General:

22. How many people do you know on your FB list: Honestly, probably all of them except for a few that I haven't talked to in so long I haven't the faintest idea

23. Do you have any pets: yee

24. Do you want to change your name: Sometimes I think about going by my first and middle name, but idk

25. What did you do for your last birthday party: I hung out in my basement and played board games woo

26. What time did you wake up today: 7:05 AM

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: SLEEPING BITCH

28. Something you cannot wait for: To get the hell out of here

30. Last time you saw your mother: a week ago...tell me if you see her.

31. One thing you wish you could change about your life: I wish my family was closer and honestly I kind of wish we were a stereotypical family sometimes

32. What are you listening to right now: Work This Body by Walk The Moon HOLY SHIT IT'S THE SAME AS caitertothotdish THIS WASN'T PLANNED

33. Have you ever talked to a Tom: probably at some point idk 

34. What's getting on your nerves right now: yo I'm pretty content right now

35. Most viewed webpage: Youtube and Tumblr woo

37. Nicknames: WHAT HAPPENED TO 36 WHATEVER UM Em, I guess, or Emma Jane, or P Shorty if you're into that.

38. Relationship status: LOL

39. Zodiac sign: Virgo

41. Elementary: Jefferson Elementary

42. Middle/High School: Ugh no thank you

43. College: LOL DON'T KNOW YET I'M APPLYING ALL OVER *cries*

44. Hair color: poop

45. Long or short: idk like between medium and long I guess it goes down to my boobs so you tell me bub

46. Height: 5'11" (I can't even play basketball so fuck me right)

47. Do you have a crush on someone: uhhhh no one attainable in any way, shape, or form.

48. What do you like about yourself: I mean I think I have good taste in music and I'm fun to be around I guess 

49. Tattoos: nun hun

50. Right or left handed: I mean, I write with my right hand, but I eat with my left hand so idk man

52. First piercing: nose

53. First best friend: This kid named Mason who lived across the street cute right

54. First sport you joined: either basketball, softball, or soccer (see also: causes of Emma's low self-esteem)

55. First vacation: South Padre Island, Texas 

56. First pair of trainers: idk they were probably velcro or some shit

                                                                                                            Right now:

60. Eating: nada

61. Drinking CRANBERRY JUICE

62. Listening to: Fallin For You by R5 righteous

63. Waiting for: Honestly for my future to not be some mysterious Mary Poppins' bag type shit

64. Want kids: Who knows man

65. Get married: Same 

66. Career: Like I want to be an actress but right now I literally make popcorn for a living so I guess I could be farther away

                                                                                                          Which is better...

67. Lips or eyes: EYEZ

68. Hugs or kisses: uh hugs I suppose

69. Shorter or taller: Taller

70. Older or younger: Older

71. Romantic or spontaneous: More of the latter, with a sprinkle of the former

72. Nice stomach or arms: [insert a picture of that little girl from the taco shell commercial going "why can't we have both?"]

73. Loud or sensitive: I'm not sure what this is asking...loud?

75. Troublemaker or hesitant: Like, me? Or someone else? Hell if I know

                                                                                                              Have you ever...

76. Kissed a stranger: ew no

77. Drank hard liquor: yee but in moderation ok

78. Lost glasses/contact lenses: nope

80. Broken someone's heart: I hope not.

82. Been arrested: NO PO PO 

83. Turned someone down: YEAH ALL THEM THIRSTY ASS HOES

84. Cried when someone died: why the hell wouldn't you 

85. Fallen for a friend: I mean I think it's better if they're your friend first anyway so yeah sure

                                                                                                                  Do you believe in..

86. Yourself: Sometimes. I try to.

87. Miracles: Honestly, I'm not sure.

88. Love at first sight: Absolutely.

89. Heaven: Not particularly. 

90. Santa: THE FUCK YOU MEAN

91. Kisses on the first date: If it feels right, it feels right, man.

92. Angels: I don't think I'd call them "angels" if I did.

                                                                                                                  IT HATH BEEN DONE

I TAG

ratliffthepenguin flynnriker purplecatsinhats wishinshewas17 rikeranthonylynchfans wishiniwaswithr5 and rikerclaus 

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