#poop lady

[errantfratelli]

[axisunicorn-blog]

When you watch hoarders then go on a cleaning spree

I’m still thinking about the poop lady and the weird, sick joy she got from eating food contaminated by her own shit. I mean, I didn’t expect her to be the type of person that washed her hands after she filled and dumped her sloshing poo bucket, but I was genuinely surprised that she had stored poo bottles as a kind of sacred memento of her Mom.

At least it gets me to wash the dishes every few days.

[shadowinthesky24-blog]

ALRIGHT SO I AM FLIPPING OUT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THIS FAMOUS LADY MADE A VIDEO CALLED “THE POOP LADY” AND I GET THAT IT CAN BE A FUNNY VIDEO BUT IT WENT VIRAL AND I WAS AFRAID FOR THE GIRL IT WAS BASED ABOUT BECAUSE ALL SHE DID WAS GO POOP AND NOT WASH HER HANDS THEN TOUCHED HER BOYFRIENDS FACE LIKE YEAH I GET IT EW AND WHATEVER BUT PHONES HAVE TONS OF FECAL MATTER AND SHIT ON THEM AND PLUS WTF DO YOU THINK GOES ON IN THE BEDROOM WITH THEM TWO ANYWAYS I AM SURE HE HAS BEEN THROUGH WORSE. ANYWAYS SHE MADE THE VIDEO AND THAT’S ALL FINE AND DANDY SO I MESSAGED HER ASKING HER TO NOT CALL ANYMORE PEOPLE OUT BECAUSE SHE HAS SO MANY FOLLOWERS AND THAT GIRL COULD HAVE GOTTEN BULLIED AND I DIDN’T WANT ANYONE ELSE TO GET BULLIED. NOTICE I SAID “COULD HAVE”. I WAS VERY POLITE AND CALM WHILST TALKING TO THIS WOMAN AND EVEN COMPLIMENTED HER ABOUT HER MAKING VIDEOS AND THAT BEING SOMETHING THAT I WANT TO DO IN LIFE. WELL SHE JUST WOULD NOT AND I MEAN WOULD NOT LISTEN TO ANYTHING I HAD TO SAY WHICH FINE. WHATEVER. IT IS HER LIFE I GUESS. SO I LEFT HER ALONE I ENDED THE CONVERSATION AND DID NOT LOOK BACK. WELL TODAY ABOUT THREE WEEKS LATER I SEE A GOD DAMN VIDEO SHE MADE THAT IS ABOUT 15 MINUTES LONG ABOUT ME. OHHHHHHHHHH HELLLLLLL NO RIGHT. SO I WATCH IT AND SHE IS FLIPPING MY WORDS AROUND AND USING A NASALLY VOICE TO MAKE ME SOUND ANNOYING AND SHE IS COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW I KEPT HER UP SO LATE WHEN I WAS UP JUST AS LATE AND I HAD THREE FINALS TO TAKE THE NEXT DAY. SHE MADE ME SOUND STUPID AND DID NOT SEEM TO PORTRAY ME OR WHAT I SAID TO HER WELL AT ALL. THEN SHE MENTIONED IN HER VIDEO ABOUT ME THAT I ALSO ADDED A COMMENT IN ONE OF MY MESSAGES TO HER ABOUT A VIDEO SHE MADE CALLED “HATERS” THAT HER HATERS MUST HAVE BEEN NEGLECTED AND NOT HUGGED AS CHILDREN. I WOULD NOT HAVE COUNTED MYSELF AS ONE OF HER HATERS AT THE TIME I WAS MESSAGING HER (THOUGH I AM NOW PROBABLY I WILL ADMIT) AND SO IN ONE OF MY MESSAGES I BROUGHT THAT UP BECAUSE THAT TOPIC IS KIND OF TOUCHY FOR ME BECAUSE YES I WAS NEGLECTED AS A CHILD AND I DON’T LIKE BEING REMINDED OF IT AND I WAS NOT A HATER AT THE TIME AND SHE BROUGHT THIS UP IN HER VIDEO ABOUT ME AND SHE MADE IT SOUND LIKE I WAS TRIGGERED BECAUSE I WAS NEVER HUGGED AS A CHILD. WOMAN. WHY. NO. I SAID THAT BECAUSE AS A CHILD I WAS LOCKED IN A CLOSET FOR HOURS ON END WITHOUT FOOD OR WATER OR A BATHROOM WHILE MY DAD WAS PASSED OUT DRUNK AND MY MOM WAS AWAY WORKING THREE JOBS. ANYWAYS I WAS WATCHING THIS AND I STARTED SHAKING UNCONTROLLABLY BECAUSE THIS FAMOUS WOMAN MADE A HATE VIDEO ALL ABOUT ME AND SHE TWISTED MY WORDS AND DID NOT GET HALF THE STUFF I SAID RIGHT LIKE WOMAN I CAN GET SCREENSHOTS OF EVERYTHING WE SAID I WAS NICE THE WHOLE TIME AND TRIED TO BE UNDERSTANDING AND I TRIED VERY HARD UNTIL THE END TO TRY TO NOT MAKE YOU ANGRY. AND YES I JUST TYPED THIS WHOLE THING IN CAPITOL LETTERS BECAUSE I CAN. 

[theinsyder]

She Hid Her Poop In Her What? Coz It Was The First Date!!

She Hid Her Poop In Her What? Coz It Was The First Date!!

Maajabu ya musa! In the good ‘ol U.S of A, a lady has caused a Twitter storm for taking some rather dumpy action. It would appear this lady was desperate to impress her new date that she took some rather smelly matters into her own hands… or shall we say, purse!

In a rather detailed Twittersode, the lady known on Twitter as @_blottly described how she had bagged herself a rather good looking,…

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