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When you watch hoarders then go on a cleaning spree

I’m still thinking about the poop lady and the weird, sick joy she got from eating food contaminated by her own shit. I mean, I didn’t expect her to be the type of person that washed her hands after she filled and dumped her sloshing poo bucket, but I was genuinely surprised that she had stored poo bottles as a kind of sacred memento of her Mom.

At least it gets me to wash the dishes every few days.

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Ark: survival evolved, or, otters in hats

So I like making zoos in Ark. I also like breeding otters because they're cute as fuck and there's nothing cuter than an otter in a hat. They also double as a fancy scarf when you fly your bird into the Arctic and are too lazy to make fur clothes.

So I breed my otters. I got Butters the male standing nearby while I wait the 7 minutes or whatever for the female otter to give birth.

She gives birth. Baby basically dies instantly. I'm heartbroken. Then Butters the otter suddenly moves and eats the corpse for the meat.

I'm mortified. I can't even. What the fuck, Ark? Who programmed that to happen???!?

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Fuck you Coke. Coke Zero Sugar tastes like shit.