#poor agnes

[shayera-the-magpie]

Regarding the latest Testaments episode

It wouldn't be a friendship with sapphic undertones without a sense of betrayal

[villainous-queen]

You will watch Poor Agnes (2017) and you will like it

Available for free on TubiTV.com

IMDB link @poor-agnes

[hislittleraincloud]

I feel like if it was Meanid, Agnes wouldn't get that motivational pep-talk, and she just starts wearing colorful clothes, a blonde wig and delivering furraccinos straight to her bed first thing in the morning. Just replaces her obsession with Wednesday with Enid.

🤔 I think she would, though it would turn out that she would haze Agnes by letting her become her clone. Meanid would love it. While Wednesday sees her Invisibility as usefulness, Meanid sees her visibility as a perk to piss her roommate off with.

While one Wednesday Addams is enough for the world, narcissistic Meanid would love to have a partner to gang up on Wednesday with, especially a Vanisher that Wednesday is already lowkey frightened of to begin with (only because she WOULD never see her coming/hates the unknown/in the canon she can never sense where she is...she did almost burn her novel, BUT yanno...I feel like Agnes already made a copy of it).

It'd sting more if Thing was already under her furry spell, chained up in his little apartment.

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[its-sixxers]

Black Agnes lore time. Remember the Griffith Park scene in bloodlines where Nines kills a baby werewolf and the player character can potentially kill a second one? Yeah. Those were two of Agnes’ pups.

mary and nines in the near future

[meetmeatthecoda]

I had a cute vision just now, have you got any head cannons of Red taking care of toddler Agnes who’s come down with a case of the chickenpox (which Red inadvertently exposed her too) while Liz is away for a work trip?

Hey there, anon!! 👋 Omg, what a sweet little vision!! 🥺 The idea of Red accidentally bringing chicken pox back home to toddler!Agnes & lovingly taking care of her while Lizzie is away for work & worrying... OMG. Welp, I've certainly never thought of it before but, let's see what I can come up with for headcanons... 😂

Firstly, I think Red would feel so horribly guilty about accidentally getting his baby girl sick that he simply wouldn't sleep unless Agnes was resting peacefully, probably snuggled on his chest on the couch or in his arms in her princess bed.

I think Red would be trying every home remedy in the book to help relieve the itching & pain for poor Agnes, including but not limited to oatmeal baths, chamomile tea, & calamine lotion.

I think Red would absolutely let her have anything she wants to eat, including distracting her with tons of homemade sweets (cookies & brownies) & letting her "help make them", which really just consists of flicking flour & soap bubbles all over the kitchen, not caring a bit about the mess if he can get a smile out of her.

I think he also watches Disney movies like Frozen & Tangled with her over & over again bc it makes her happy & he makes her giggle by singing along with the songs, making a production of Olaf's in particular.

I think he also reads whatever stories she wants to her in bed, even if it's the same fairy tales over & over again (Thumbelina & Beauty & the Beast are her favorites, bc there's something familiar about that "beast" & her daddy's face when he talks about Belle reminds Agnes of when he looks at mommy) & Red always goes all out with different silly voices for all the characters to make her laugh.

Bonus: Lizzie hates having to be away from her sick baby for work so Red calls her every night at bedtime so she can talk to Agnes & then again later once she's asleep so she & Red can debrief about their days. He also sends her detailed text updates throughout the day, including funny pictures & silly video messages from him & Agnes.

Well, there you go, anon, there's some chicken-pox-toddler!Agnes headcanons, I hope you enjoyed!! 🥰 Thank you for this fun ask & much love to you, my friend!! ❤️

[archived-lara]

Can you imagine being born to be an avatar? Normally every other avatar had some kind of choice don't they?

[villainous-queen]

Reading Poor Agnes reviews on Letterboxd and so many people are caught up on her saying the R word. The woman is a serial killer and THAT'S what makes you get upset? Huh.

[villainous-queen]

"Put your head on the block."

—PΟΟR AGNES (2017)