#poor andy

[rizdoodles]

Oh, that's right! I completely forgot to send that!

@oh-hopeless-heart @lucehe sowwwwyyyyy👉👈

[normanthatisall]

Glitter war revenge .. kind of 😂🥰😂

[kadi219]

Yeah, so…

The twin had, like, one request when the Gremlins popped back in. Something about some dude left trapped under a building for like the last almost 10 years…

I’m not saying it’s happening.

But I’m not NOT saying it either.

[danaes-silver-hammer]

Spare andyliam?🤲

I can spare the beginning of the fic <3

[featheryfallenangel]

Logan going from no exp to being told to stay off his wife because there's SO MANY kids is funny to me. Complete 180° of a man.

I feel like Logan deserves a large happy family after all he's been through. The man has so much love and no filter I can't fathom a world where he isn't glued to his spouse, for better or for worse 😂

[toporcore]

i liked guide getting attacked by the bird so much i made a stamp out of it

[last-of-the-independents]

The last whimpering wednesday in the year (but only in us time bc it's already 5 am on january 1st in russia lol)!😭

Fuck... I can't bear to look at this... 💔

[ridiasfangirlings]

Hi Ridia!

So some years back you (or I believe it was you) did a fanfic of a spirit AU where Homra and Yata were winged creatures and Yata lands on an island where he runs into a human (but not actually) Fushimi. Could you send the link if it’s still up. I never finished it and it would be nice to complete <3.

Now onto the Ask!

Imagine Post Reconciliation where Misaru don’t tell people they’re dating, Dōmyōji is going around the dorms to find people to go do an activity with him (doesn’t matter). He gets to Fushimi’s where he knows Yata is currently hanging out but as he knocks on the door it swings open revealing Yata pretty much pushing Fushimi against the wall in a heavy make out. Or it was before he had two pairs of eyes suddenly locked on him.

Dōmyōji slowly closes the door, grabs a random potted tree in front of the door, and just freaking bolts. What proceeds next is Dōmyōji running for his life throughout Sceptor 4 with Fushimi and Yata hot on his trail.

I’m imaging Dōmyōji first escape is when he sees some of the guys entering an elevator and he’s crying out for them to start closing the door and he just barely manages to get in before the door closes with a knife inches from his head (the others are now yelling at him wondering what he did) but a few moments later the elevator stops and he as to crawl out because that is definitely Yata’s voice on the other side. He manages to get into the halls again only to have more knives thrown at him and a Skateboarding thug swinging a bat on him. (Please keep in mind everyone is just gaping at this chase).

Dōmyōji decides the best course of option is to take the stairs and it looks like he’ll escape after crawling underneath one and a flash of blue/red pass him. Except that relief is short lived when Fushimi slowly comes back up and meets his eyes. He makes it maybe one step up before Yata is lifting him against the wall, Fushimis sword pointed at him, and (like he was doing throughout the Entire chase) Dōmyōji just begs for his life.

How this interaction ends I’ll leave up to you ;). (Also I know this is a long ask so feel free to cut some of it if you plan to repeat the whole thing) THANK YOU

If you haven’t found it already (because backlog) I believe the fic you’re looking for is here :)

For the ask, I am absolutely imagining this as a total Looney Tunes-style chase, with Doumyouji running and screaming like he’s in a horror movie as Yata and Fushimi continue to catch up to him in increasingly bizarre ways. Imagine Doumyouji wandering around the dorm, maybe he’s actually looking for Fushimi because he needs to turn in this report that Fushimi made him stay back in the office and fix/get rid of all the drawings. Fushimi told Doumyouji to leave the report on his desk but Doumyouji wants to hand it to him so he can be sure that Fushimi won't try to make him fix it again and that he’s free to go goof off. The dorms are pretty empty because everyone’s at work but Fushimi wasn’t in the office so Doumyouji figures this is the only place he could be. Doumyouji’s just wandering around murmuring ‘Fushimi-san, where are you’ and that’s when he notices that Fushimi’s door is cracked open just a bit. There’s a little light peeking out from the crack and Doumyouji figures that must mean Fushimi’s inside, so he happily slams the door open all ‘Fushimi-san, the report is done!’.

There is dead silence and Doumyouji very suddenly realizes that Fushimi is not the only one in this room — Homra’s Yatagarasu is here too, with Fushimi pushed against the wall and Fushimi’s shirt is unbuttoned and so are Yata’s pants and their tongues are in each other’s mouths. Doumyouji is immediately like ‘sosorrywrongroom’ and slams the door shut, quickly ducking behind the nearest plant as he’s like no no it’s fine they didn’t see me right. A moment later a knife flies by and embeds itself in the wall centimeters from his face and Doumyouji yells his apologies as he proceeds to flee for his life.

Imagine Doumyouji dashing down the hallway, not even looking back because he can hear skateboard wheels and there are knives flying by his head. He thinks if he can get to the office he’ll be safe, Fushimi-san definitely wouldn’t attack with other people around right — and as soon as he bursts into the office another knife flies by his head. Enomoto is working at a computer and just calmly asks what Doumyouji did, Doumyouji sobs that he didn’t do anything as he tries to hide under the copier. Suddenly the copier is lifted fully in the air and Yata is just staring down at him, Doumyouji makes another sprint to the door as Enomoto nervously asks Yata to please put that down carefully, we need the copier. Doumyouji tries to head for an elevator as the doors are closing, Benzai and Akiyama are heading downstairs. Doumyouji yells at them to hold it for him as two knives fly by, Akiyama and Benzai exchange glances and then just calmly close the doors in Doumyouji’s face. Doumyouji is all come on guys as the other elevator starts to open, he’s about to ask for help again when he hears Yata’s voice from inside asking if Fushimi has cornered ‘that guy’ yet.

Doumyouji reverses course and goes for the stairs, wondering if he could jump onto the chandelier to get away. He passes Fuse and Hidaka and begs them to hide him, they take one look down the hall to see Fushimi and Yata still in hot pursuit and are like oh look at the time we better get to work see ya. Doumyouji can’t believe that everyone’s just leaving him out to dry this way, like you guys are all the worst. He makes a jump over the railing of the giant staircase, hoping his Blue power will shield him as he falls — only to be caught mid-air by flying knives and pinned to the wall. Pretty much everybody is staring now as Yata and Fushimi approach him, Doumyouji is begging for his life like I’m sorry Fushimi-san I didn’t mean to catch you making out with your boyfriend. 

This is the point everyone watching notices that Fushimi’s shirt is still unbuttoned and it’s suddenly very clear to all the bystanders exactly why Homra’s vanguard is here in S4. Fushimi is ready to draw his sword when he hears an amused ‘Fushimi-kun’ behind him and realizes that Munakata is among the people watching. Fushimi clicks his tongue and lowers his sword, Doumyouji is in tears like Captain I owe you my life. Munakata gives Doumyouji a calm smile and pats his shoulder, saying it seems that he has gotten himself in considerable danger. However for the good of S4’s building Munakata will need to step in now, he is more than happy to speak with Fushimi and Yata alone and have a friendly conversation about their apparent new budding relationship. Fushimi gets a sinking feeling and Yata suddenly realizes he probably should have retreated while he could. Munakata steers them both away and Doumyouji finally breathes a sigh of relief — until he realizes that he’s still hanging from the wall by Fushimi’s knives and no one is moving to help him.