#poor atsushi

[lavaabee]

What I think will happen in the next chapter

[chuuyameows]

Chuuya san doesn't look well lately

poor atsushi it would've been my last straw if i got to witness my boss and superior shamelessly making out EVERY DAY

[zzzx009]

Day 4: post-canon pregnancy

[obl4io]

Я тебя своей Аленушкой зову.

[flamie-42]

Dazai: I’m definitely the one that is in charge in the relationship

Chuuya: babe, stand up.

Dazai: *stands up*

Chuuya: sit down

Dazai: *sits back down*

Chuuya: look at me

Dazai: *looks at him blushing*

Chuuya: hmmm interesting~

Dazai: anyways… watch this. Chuuya, love, could you get me a glass of water?

Chuuya: say please

Dazai: could you please get me a glass of water please

Chuuya: of course, love

Dazai: *proud of himself* See!

Atsushi: *shocked* yeah Dazai you sure are

[dazaiaskofani]

Atsushi what did they do to you 😭

[lightreader1]

Fanfic idea  - Yokai au

Prompt: Atsushi is the pretty princess in distress

Actual idea- So essentially this is an au where the world is filled with mystical creatures fighting for land, power, and status. Think of a more magical edo Japan where life kinda sucks to be a human and yokai try to fight/claim territory so they can have humans give them tributes so they won’t destroy them. Some yokai want booze, others jewels, and others humans (sometimes to eat, marry, or just keep around as servant). 

Atsushi is of course the odd one out of his village because of his eyes and hair. People in general treat him like crap because they believe he has some demonic heritage so of course they think to use him as a sacrifice for the yokai that rules their land. (AKA: they are jealous and believe his hair and eyes are some sort of witchcraft.)

(Maybe Atsushi has some rare demon heritage maybe not. Personally I just love the idea of Atsushi just being a super pretty feminine dude who people refuse to believe is human cause of his looks.) Anyways the villagers offer up Atsushi to get slaughtered or possibly enslaved by the demon in charge of their region but instead of getting sacrificed to the yokai  Dazai (a nine tailed fox demon because of course) tricks the villagers and snatches Atsushi away instead. I imagine Dazai just transforms to look like the boss demon and takes Atsushi.

And honestly I have so many thoughts on what could be the reason why Dazai does this. 

Perhaps Dazai thought Atsushi was just a really pretty lady?

Perhaps he just wanted to piss the boss demon off?

Perhaps Atsushi gained his favor at some-point in life and decided that villagers deserved to be destroyed after abusing his favorite little human?

Honestly so many possibilities. 

In any case Dazai basically plays a huge game of keep away with Atsushi as the prize and they travel all around Japan while the Boss demon hunts after them because their pride demands they get Atsushi back.

I like to go on these lines of thoughts while also imagining who the Boss demon could be.

Like if its Shibusawa (who is a Dragon of course) was the boss demon that could make a great story cause he’s such a great antagonist.  

But personally I find the idea of Chuuya (who is an Oni) being the boss demon, because that would be more hilarious. 

I’m just imagining how Chuuya was supposed to get Atsushi and thus tries to hunt Dazai and kick his ass because his pride demands it. Because while he would have originally preferred booze as his tribute he just can’t let that bastard of a fox steal from him!

And then Chuuya actually see’s Atsushi and wants him even more.

Because by demon standards Atsushi is like a stupidly rare basically impossible to find Shiny Pokemon, he looks like demon but is human WTF!!!!

Both Dazai and Chuuya know it but Atsushi is just tired of their bullshit.

I mean I could imagine the interaction between the three going something like this: 

 Chuuya: Oi you shitty bastard what do you think your doing! That human is mine! 

(Dazai smirks and drapes himself over a confused and kinda scared Atsushi) 

Dazai: Ah but I got Atsushi-kun first, you shouldn’t have been so slow to claim your tributes slug.

(Dazai nuzzles his cheek against Atsushi's like an overly affectionate cat before giving Chuuya a malicious smile)

Dazai: He’s mine now. 

(Chuuya who looks sufficiently pissed stomps forward and looks up at that stupid fox)

Chuuya: Oh screw you, you fish eyes towl rag! The human is mine so I’m taking him where he belongs! 

(Chuuya tries to grab Atsushi's wrist but one of Dazai's tails stop him)

Dazai: Oh I’d love to see you try you child sized ogre! 

(Dazai pushes Atsushi behind him, and poor Atsushi looks nervous but also a little annoyed)

Atsushi: Do I get a say in this? 

Dazai & Chuuya: No! And poor Atsushi is just watching these two powerful creatures fight over him like starving animals wanting a meal. So he takes a deep breath and leaves to the nearest village to take a break from their bullshit.

[animepokemonworld]

Ranpo, genuinely curious: Is stabbing someone immoral? Dazai, cheery: Not if they consent to it! Kunikida, has a different meaning of sane: Depends who you’re stabbing. Atsushi, the only sane one and is afraid: YES?!?