"Uhhhh... Merry Christmas?" God, he is not sure whether this is a good idea or not. Still, he could find where Omega lived by checking the address list he compiled to send invitations for the Halloween Party. He hands the robot a package wrapped in a paper decorated with cog motifs and a pink ribbon, inside of which there is a book on Winter Holidays. "I feel like you'd appreciate knowledge more than anything else. Have a good research!"
Omega blinked upon being greeted. It then turned, recognizing the voice of the one addressing it. Visual data confirmed auditory data-the subject known as Battler was currently addressing it. But it does not recognize the statement the subject made.
“Is your statement a type of greeting? If so, when is it appropriate to employ said greeting? If not, then when is it appropriate to employ the statement?” It asked. It then noticed that it was being given something. A “gift”, according to its datalogs. It did not have a large amount of data on “gifts”, but it did understand that mortals did often like to give “gifts” to each other.
“I do appreciate any and all data I can obtain, especially pertaining to your species, and similarly-sentient species.” It confirms. “Datalogs indicate that a key phrase is required. Employing key phrase… Thank you. Key phrase employed.” It further adds.
It then thinks.
“Per your request, I researched the activity you referred to as ‘strip poker’.” It informs him. “I still do not understand why you refused to allow me to participate. It is simply a modified form of what your kind refer to as entertainment- involving the removal of articles of clothing under certain circumstances. Why would my participation in such an activity be undesirable?” It asked, genuinely curious.







