Guy Time: Flirting
Biter: *on Biter's ship* So Mis is at your play flirting with your lady.
Varren: And?
Biter: I can't be one upped by Mis. What if Iris gives her a really good come back?
Varren: Are you asking me to flirt with you?
Biter: It's just practice.
Varren: Fine.
Biter: Let's do a classic one. The one that got me my first wife. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Varren: I'm pretty sure that a fall like that would kill me. And there's no way I'd come from heaven. I'm a vampire.
Biter: *sighs heavily* Fine, whatever. Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my dreams.
Varren: Why was I running? Why wasn't it a casual stroll? Were you trying to kill me?
Biter: You aren't helping! Let's try this one. Do you have any bandaids? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
Varren: Must have been a very short fall.
Biter: *Grips his gun* Hey Varren.
Varren: Yes?
Biter: If we were in a room filled with people and I had a gun, I'd shoot you first.
Varren: That doesn't sound like a pick-up line.
Biter: It's not. It's a warning, Get the fuck off my ship.