Oct 6, 2017
Every time I see a Klance fic with brogans subplot, it adds ten years to my life.
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Every time I see a Klance fic with brogans subplot, it adds ten years to my life.
Update I'm still not allowed to bring Matthew Gray in, not yet, but he's totally digging the Halloween decore.
Sometimes i wonder what a sense of belonging feels like.
You and literallyjustshipping seem close *nudge nudge*
@literallyjustshipping even the anons see our friendship.
Me: im very tired of being myself. I just need a day where i can be someone else.
Me (five seconds later): Its called DnD night and its on Mondays. Calm your shit.
Guy Time: Flirting
Biter: *on Biter's ship* So Mis is at your play flirting with your lady.
Varren: And?
Biter: I can't be one upped by Mis. What if Iris gives her a really good come back?
Varren: Are you asking me to flirt with you?
Biter: It's just practice.
Varren: Fine.
Biter: Let's do a classic one. The one that got me my first wife. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Varren: I'm pretty sure that a fall like that would kill me. And there's no way I'd come from heaven. I'm a vampire.
Biter: *sighs heavily* Fine, whatever. Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my dreams.
Varren: Why was I running? Why wasn't it a casual stroll? Were you trying to kill me?
Biter: You aren't helping! Let's try this one. Do you have any bandaids? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
Varren: Must have been a very short fall.
Biter: *Grips his gun* Hey Varren.
Varren: Yes?
Biter: If we were in a room filled with people and I had a gun, I'd shoot you first.
Varren: That doesn't sound like a pick-up line.
Biter: It's not. It's a warning, Get the fuck off my ship.
Define MisTer?
Vinnie: *at age 5* Ma what's MisTer?
Iris: A sin
Vinnie: *at age 9* Papa, what's MisTer?
Varren: The source of my happiness and the main cause of my depression.
Vinnie: *at age 14* Auntie Art? What's MisTer?
Artemis: Relationship goals
Vinnie: *really annoyed at age 18* Maniki what the fuck is MisTer?
Maniki: nonexistent
Vinnie: *age 36, watching t.v.*
Mystri: *age 7* Viiiiiiinnnnnnie! What's MisTer?
Vinnie: The thing I almost died to make happen. *Shuts off T.v. and leaves*
Tagged by @azaeleatheazurewolf
Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag people
THE LAST:
1. Drink: Pepsi
2. Phone call: General Cake (my aunt)
3. Text message: to @rosegarden-draws
4. Song you listened to: I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead - Set it Off
5. Time you cried: uh.... Yesterday??
HAVE YOU:
6. Dated someone twice: *bows head in shame* try three times
7. Kissed someone and regretted it: no
8. Been cheated on: yes
9. Lost someone special: Yes
10. Been depressed : Uh...
11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Gotten drunk? Yes. Thrown up from being drunk? No.
LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:
12-14. Yellow, Orange, Green
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made new friends: Yes
16. Fallen out of love: Yes
17. Laughed until you cried: Yeah.
18. Found out someone was talking about you: Daily
19. Met someone who changed you: No
20. Found out who your friends are: Fuck Yeah. We aren’t friends anymore.
21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: Like, a few?
GENERAL:
22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: About a hundred of them or so? My facebook is personal so I don’t friend many people I don’t know.
23. Do you have any pets: I, personally, have three cats. But in my house we have eight inside cats, one outside cat and a dog.
24. Do you want to change your name: Yes
25. What did you do for your last Birthday: Drank and played Uno from hell. One game lasted three hours. It was horrible
26. What time did you wake up: 2 pm.
27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Raging to final fantasy 12
28. Name something you can’t wait for: Canon Klance
29. When was the last time you saw your mom: Like an hour ago?
30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: My gender
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31. What are you listening to right now: The last song I listened to.
32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Many
33. Something that is getting on your nerves: I have a long list of pet peeves
34. Most visited website: Kissanime
35. Mole/s: No.... Okay, maybe one... but it looks almost like a freckle
36. Mark/s: No
37. Childhood dream: This is going to sound stupid, but my childhood dream was legit to have a loving family. So I guess it came true.
38. Hair color: Natural? Brown.
39. Long or short hair: Short
40. Do you have a crush on someone: fictional characters count, right? If so I have a list.
41. What do you like about yourself?: Nothing??
42. Piercings: one set of earrings (so far) and a tongue ring
43. Blood type: No clue
44. Nickname: Again, there is a list.
45. Relationship status: On the run. Please stop chasing!
46. Zodiac: Sagittarius
47. Pronouns: I really don’t care. Either way you aren’t wrong
48. Favorite TV Show(s): Voltron, Miraculous Ladybug Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash, The Royal Tutor, Tales of the Abyss, Tales of Zesteria, Teen Titans, South Park, Superstore,Criminal Minds,The Deep, Troll Hunter, 07-Ghost, Utapri, Dream Fest, DGM, xxxHolic, Fruits Basket, Ranma 1/2, Saiyuki, Pandora Hearts, Free!!, BNHA, BSD, Assassination Classroom, Gangsta, The Boondocks, and many, many more... (Just talk to me about my fandoms. I’m in so many.)
50. Right or left hand: Right
51. Surgery: No
52. Hair dyed in different color: Yes. Red
53. Sport: Ha, no.
55. Vacation: A darkroom, with nothing but my bed, phone, and phone charger.
56. Pair of trainers: If you’re asking what I think you are, Then Pumas.
MORE GENERAL:
57. Eating: about to be chicken nuggets.
58. Drinking: still pepsi
59. I’m about to: smash and binge. Mind out the gutters guys... I mean smash as in eat.
61. Waiting for: Insperation to strike like a brick to the face, the usual.
62. Want: Klance Fics
63. Get married: Ha! Not in this life time
64. Career: Psh it doesn’t even matter anymore. I went to school for my career choice and you now what I’m doing? Retail... I work in the cosmetics department of a store...
WHICH IS BETTER
65. Hugs or kisses: Neither? I don’t like being touched. But a kiss is more sanitary than a hug, so if I have to choose.
66. Lips or eyes: Eyes
67. Shorter or taller: Taller
68. Older or younger: .... A-am I allowed to say this? Will I get hate for this? Older
70. Nice arms or nice stomach: Arms
71. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive
72. Hook up or relationship: Hook-up
73. Troublemaker or hesitant: Troublemaker
HAVE YOU EVER:
74. Kissed a Stranger: Yes
75. Drank hard liquor: Yes
76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: Too often to be funny
77. Turned someone down: No
78. Sex on the first date: No
79. Broken someone’s heart: Yup
80. Had your heart broken: Yeah..
81. Been arrested: No
82. Cried when someone died: Yes
83. Fallen for a friend: Yeah
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
84. Yourself: Nothing in this world can me make believe in myself
85. Miracles: yes, I’ve had a few happen to me
86. Love at first sight: No,
87. Santa Claus: …I wish
88. Kiss on the first date: No
OTHER:
90. Current best friend name: @rosegarden-draws and @chaos-jacques like, these two are op friends. They understand that there is no choosing between them
91. Eye colour: Hazel
92. Favourite movie: Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life
* Please just don’t even ask.
People I’ve tagged, you do not have to do this at all if you don’t want to.
@burritalks, @alpha-ultimate-trash, @rosegarden-draws, @kirinjaegeste