#poor entity303

[enti303]

Entity 303: setting human village into flames

Entity 303 (enthusiastically): "ARSON!"

Herobrine (confused): "um.. you use flint n' steel and fire resistance potion?"

Entity 303: "..."

Entity 303 (hurt): "My fire powers"

Herobrine (still confused): "but it's flint n' ste-"

Entity 303 (MAD): "MY FIRE POWERS!"

Herobrine: "sureeeee..."

[enti303]

Entity 303: reading a book

Herobrine: "Entity, wanna-!"

Entity 303: "no"

Herobrine: "..."

Herobrine: reads the book title

Herobrine: "are you again studying magic for beginners?"

Entity 303: "I'M NOT-"

[enti303]

Entity 303 (shocked): "Oh. My. ...Herobrine"

Herobrine (friendly energetic): "Yes?"

Entity 303 (annoyed): "I was not talking to you, dumbass"

Herobrine (hurt): "ow.."

[enti303]

303 I dare you to give Herobrine a hug! after all of you guys' fights, that poor man deserves some affection :]

Herobrine: waiting for hug with opened arms

Entity 303: "No"

Herobrine ('innocent'): :3

Entity 303 (in bitter voice): "Of course all of you want to torture me"

Herobrine ('innocent'): "pretty pleaseee?"

Entity 303 (annoyed & bitter voice): "Ugh, fine"

Entity 303: hugs Herobrine with an overly dramatic *I'm suffering* expression

Herobrine: enjoys the hug

Entity 303 (grumpy): "Nice, I hugged you, now let me go"

Herobrine: "no, that's not how it works, Entity"

Entity 303 (scared): "Herobrine?"

Entity 303 (frightened): "Herobrine?! Release me!!"

Herobrine: just hugging

Entity 303 (panics): "HELP!"

[enti303]

"I was forced to do this 'ask blog' (or whatever you humans call it) and answer or complete your 'dares'"

"So write something reasonable down so I can get this over with"

"And don't expect me to be nice about it or thank you!"

"303, 303! will you hug me if I'm nice for next 5 hours? ~"

"Shut up, Hero, this is not how it works!"

"ow.."