#poor ernie

[rosesnink]

Listen to me!

MC: Ernest

Ernest: [writing letters on his desk,not noticing MC]

MC: Ernest,dear,can you hear me?

Ernest: [keeps writing without listening]

MC: Ernest!

MC: ...

MC: Duke Richards's hot

MC: I'm having a fling with Briar

MC: Ledford Park is in flames

MC: I'm pregnant

MC: ...

MC: Seriously?!

Ernest: [without a clue on what's happening]

MC: There's a wasp on your back

Ernest: [gasp] WHERE?! [Touches his back panicked] wait...

Ernest: [realises what's happening]

MC: [deadly smile on her face]

Ernest: ... What were you saying,my darling? [Stepping back so MC doesn't kill him]

MC: That you'll sleep in the sofa [leaves]

Ernest:... I deserved that

[palaugranetes]

1 year = 10 years

Summer 2017

Summer 2018

[rosesnink]

To be my wife

MC:[punching Mr Richards to death]

Queen Charlotte: [to Ernest] Will you stop and control your fianceé?! She's going to kill him!

Ernest: I don't want to get her bad side! I want her to be my wife,not my murderer!

Queen Charlotte:...

[rosesnink]

Hello,Roselyn. I see since you decided to dump Ernest Freakin' Sinclaire for D*ke Pukechards didn't went well your life. You just tattoed a celebrity's face in your ankle,brunnette's not your colour and you still a little foolish.

[askbertandernie-blog]

Why is the ask box empty?  Please notice us!

@supersmashlexi

@queenmuppet

[thefandomshavethetardis]

Ernie wants to know why Gina, notorious female player, won't date him.

George: Dude, the cobra doesn't want to bite you. Walk away.

Ernie: No, Gina, I want to know. Why are you turning me down?

Gina: You're not my type.

Ernie: I'm a man and I have a pulse!

[bestthingpoppin]

Does anyone else watch Amazing Race?

Isn't Cindy the absolute worst?!