#poor everyone else

[inthemiddleofmybackswing]

rodney mckay stumbling delirious into the gate room while the rest of his team is in mortal peril

🎬the hive / sateda

[steel-and-fire]

"Go to the tea and sewing corner, nerd! This is the big boy league!!"

He can drink endlessly doesn't mean alcohol doesn't affect his mood, as is becoming apparent-...

[clockworkspider]

Dennis and Yuuri eating candy. 100 words!

Changing prompt from candy to pastry. Because I don’t eat enough candy to know. 

Post canon. Sakaki household. 

There was a single piece of pastry left on the plate. 

It was Mrs. Sakaki’s amazing puff pastry, exquisite and unmatched in taste. 

Sora and Dennis reached for the pastry at the same time. Dennis’s hand, however, landed first. 

“I was about to eat that,” Sora said, staring at Dennis with perfect, adorable, innocent shining puppy eyes. 

“Haha, what a coincidence,” Dennis laughed, “so was I! What are the odds eh?”

“I saved your life once,” Sora said, casually, giving Dennis a sideway glance. 

“What happened in Synchro stays in Synchro,” said Dennis, with an equally perfect grin. Any other day he’d have relented. But this is Mrs. Sakaki’s puff pastries. So all is no holds barred. 

“I’m younger,” Sora pulls out the youth card. 

“You should respect your elders, also, you had, like, 10, I had one,” Dennis said, holding the pastry up in the air, out of reach. 

“Wanna duel for it?” Sora’s eyes narrowed, slasher grin apparent. 

“Why not?” grinned Dennis gamely. 

“Um, Sora, Dennis, seriously?” Yuya glanced from right to left. 

“Bet’s on Sora,” chimed the older Kurosaki. 

“I second my brother,” nodded the younger. 

“I’ll take Dennis then,” said Kaito, “What? Someone has to.” 

“Dennis is so dead. Nobody mess with Sora when it comes to snacks,” Shingo commented sagely. 

“I can’t believe you guys are gambling,” said Yuzu. 

“No dueling in the kitchen! Take it outside, boys!” Shouted Youko, with an encouraging wink. 

“You know what, on second thought, I’m feeling rather generous-” was what Sora had begun to say. He didn’t get to finish his sentence. 

Yuri had sauntered over from his nest on the couch, yanked Dennis’s hand towards him, and ate the pastry off of Dennis’s hand. 

“Mm! Chocolate. Nice,” said Yuri, licking his lips. He then paused, as if he just noticed everyone else staring. He grinned and proceeded to lick the powdered sugar off of Dennis’s fingers, adding a soft bite to each one. 

“AHHHHHHHHH,” screamed a mortified Sora. Everyone else just collectively cringed. 

“…Don’t ever do this in public again,” said Dennis, flatly, yanking his hand back. 

“Do you two need a room?” Asked Yuya, who won’t look at either of them in the face. 

“THAT’S IT!” Shouted Sora, who’s duel disk already activated, “For that, you will pay! Duel!” 

“With pleasure,” grinned Yuri, who pulled out his duel disk as well.

“Not in the kitchen!” Shouted Youko. 

[mochimochi-toudans-blog]

Laundry day~

[just-akon]

anakondisms 28--the ongoing wonderwall dilema

-Akon cannot play any instruments (but he can read sheet music.) Well, actually he can play every single instrument that has ever existed, even going as far as to make the instruments no longer in use (but referred to in various artifacts)...but he can only play the song “wonderwall.”

[the hilarious description of this lies below]

-His goal is always to play the whole song. Sometimes it is quietly in a corner where no one should hear him. Othertimes it is obvious and loud. Sometimes he hides or is otherwise untouchable.

-Overtime his instruments have had to become --fire, water, shadow, electricity, kido, sand, flower, bullet, cake?, fist, leg, metal, gravity, poison, on-and-on,  ---proof. Obviously he cannot account for any and every destructive force in the room...but he has an uncanny ability to predict who will be the most likely assailants from year to year. So usually it becomes a contest of breaking him.

-Someone miscalculated and a rumor re-circulates every year that he cannot possibly come up with over two hundred instruments, so they all just have to wait it out...fools did not account for most of the obscure ones...not to mention household objects...and computer synthesizers...infinite possibilities.

-Last year he spent almost a whole year’s wages setting up the big party room to be earthquake-proof...and making barriers so the event would be contained...and then he made the floors speakers...no one could catch him...because no one could stand up during the largest earthquake in recorded history...part of his punishment was healing each individual ruptured eardrum...and his patient got the privilege of hitting him however and wherever they wanted...still worth it.

[tessaigaa]

((kARKAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO))

[deangirldisease]

you guys facebook crashed this is our time to bask in their pain

[raspomme]

laughs today i said the words "it's so hot" about four times, and I rarely say that it was like high 80 F today