just a little wraith humor

ak • she/they 🏳️‍🌈• side blog for stargate (mostly atlantis) and the occasional other sci fi show • main blog is @thirdwifeofriversong

[pegasusgalaxybedsr2small]

Text posts, Lt. Colonel John "Poor Little Meow Meow" Sheppard edition!

[luluxa]

stained glass

[kascendev]

Detailed poll because I am very curious

Which Stargate property did you see first, and which show is your favorite?

Saw Stargate (1994) first, favorite is SG1

Saw Stargate (1994) first, favorite is Atlantis

Saw Stargate (1994) first, favorite is Universe

Saw SG1 first, favorite is SG1

Saw SG1 first, favorite is Atlantis

Saw SG1 first, favorite is Universe

Saw Atlantis first, favorite is SG1

Saw Atlantis first, favorite is Atlantis

Saw Atlantis first, favorite is Universe

Saw Universe first, favorite is SG1

Saw Universe first, favorite is Atlantis

Saw Universe first, favorite is Universe

Remaining time: 4 days 23 hours

I know Infinity and Origins exist, but I didn't have enough poll options to fit them :( I'm counting on the assumption that those would be the least voted for either category, but please sound off if either is your jam!

[autie-j]

The stargate fandom at amazon right now

[agent-troi]

https://www.gateworld.net/news/2026/06/amazon-axed-new-stargate-series/

translation: it was actually going to be good

[gay-lien-from-space]

Hello fanfiction community,

Just wanted to bring to your attention that the term whump was actually coined by the Stargate fandom specifically to describe making this guy suffer. He is the original Mr. Whump (no that's not his actual name). That's how torturable this guy is.

Everyone say mean things about him.

Here is a non exhaustive list of what he goes through in canon btw:

His parents get crushed to death right in front of him when he is a kid

He is forced to relive the memory of his parents death countless times

He dies and gets resurrected

His wife gets possessed

He fails to save her and she dies in his arms

He dies and gets resurrected again

He gets infected by a virus that makes him act crazy and gets put in an insane asylum

He dies and gets resurrected again

His ex gets possessed

He is exposed to a lethal dose of radiation

He dies and ascends to a higher plane, then gets kicked out of the higher plane and his memory is wiped

He gets kidnapped by a princess

He gets kidnapped by a fish alien

He gets kidnapped and tortured by some terrorists

He gets kidnapped and tortured by another alien

He is driven to insanity by an alien device

He dies and gets resurrected again

He dies and gets resurrected again

[tr-shb-g]

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

[inthemiddleofmybackswing]

just realized that i’m on FIVE meds that cause heat intolerance this year, summer’s gonna be a bitch 😭😭😭

[stargatesource]

STARGATE SG-1 || “The Road Not Taken” 10.13

[josephmallozzionx]

[snottysocks]

I love Stargate dearly, but every so often I need to reprocess the fact that the main series villains are:

Cunty little worms

Sentient grey Lego bricks

The Spanish Inquisition

[mabianas]

Stargate Atlantis shawl

Eighteen years ago (EIGHTEEN!!!! Yikes! How can this have been so long ago???) I made a graph for a Stargate Atlantis cardigan with the pegasus logo. Alas, the cardigan is no more, but I have wanted to reuse my graph for a while now and finally decided to make a shawl this time.

Knitting instructions (not test-knitted) and my EIGHTEEN (I have not yet recovered ;-) ) year old graph following under the cut

I worked with 4 mm needles.

Cast on 4 stitches. In each row, working in stockinette stitch, add a stitch at the beginning and the end of the row. I started with the graph after 6 cm. After finishing the graph, I continued in stockinette stitch for a bit over 11 cm, then switched to k2, p2 for 4 cm and then cast off. I then knit stitches out of the sides of the triangle, one for each row of the triangle. These stitches I knit in k2, p2, having a k2 on the point of the triangle. In each row after the set up row I added a stitch at the beginning and the end of the row, and left and right of the middle k2. I did 24 cm of this, then cast off.

[texasdreamer01]

#op how does it feel to be the coolest person on the planet #in the galaxy (x)

[isopod-lover1]

I think it's policy at the SGC that the first time you die, you get a memorial right away, but if you come back and die again they've gotta wait like, a month before they do anything, just to be sure. If you die, come back again, and then die a THIRD time, they wait a year.

They aren't allowed to hold memorial services for Daniel anymore.

[certifiedeviandrinker]

I love sci-fi

[wasted-and-ready]

Coming to Stargate from Star Trek, it's like, 'FUCK your prime directive.' It's so funny.

Like Trek has all these episodes where the prime directive causes the plot. At it's silliest, it's an excuse for our heroes to have to dress up as gangers. At it's grandest, it's the hinge point of an excrutiating moral dilemna. And Stargate just says 'fuck that noise.' There are so many episodes where the team's arrival is actively harmful to the planets' natives. And sometimes our guys go 'whoopsie doopsie' before moving on, but sometimes they don't. It's hilarous and perfect and such an (unintentional?) indictment of the US Military. I love it so much.

[isopod-lover1]

It's the opening scene of the new Stargate series. Jack is fast asleep in bed, next to Sam. The phone rings. Jack wakes up, answers the phone. The person on the other line says "I hope you enjoyed your retirement, because it's over now." Jack stares off into space as the person keeps prattling on. Sam wakes up, asks Jack what's wrong. Jack says, "I don't know, but it better be important."

Jump cut to the SGC. Everyone is gathered in a meeting. Daniel is there, in his urn, but they're sure he'll be back in time for the mission. Teal'c pauses dramatically and states, "Somehow, the false god, Apophis has returned."

Fade to black. It's the worst episode of television ever aired. The new series is cancelled. Everyone boos.

[janetfraiserspenlight]

Daniel in his urn 😂😂

[certifiedeviandrinker]

lmfao