just a little wraith humor

ak • she/they 🏳️‍🌈• side blog for stargate (mostly atlantis) and the occasional other sci fi show • main blog is @thirdwifeofriversong

[pegasusgalaxybedsr2small]

It's a fully functional Stargate now, McKay. Enjoy! AKA: I'm fully convinced that the prank wars between the members of AR-1 are pure madness.

Bonus crappy panel:

(I was testing out some acrylic pens I received last month. First time with this media. It takes me a while, and I can't get a satisfying scan with my phone, so chances are I won't be doing acrylic for every comic. At least not before getting a better hang of it first D: )

[toboddly]

some absolutely insane samjack moments from the first 4 atlantis legacy novels. i can't believe they got away with this

not pictured: the time sam said she'd been engaged 3 times (jonas, pete, and a mysterious third man....hm..)

[wateronagreasefire]

Firefly Textpost Meme 149

[carsonsweebabyturtles]

This cap is just too damn cute

[inthemiddleofmybackswing]

trying to find a fic:

it’s mcshep, written as a series of vignettes that details a separate AU/fix-it scenario for each episode where they end up getting together in that ep

i feel like it was called something like “it could have happened…”

any help would be appreciated <3

[sga-owns-my-soul]

it could've started like this...

incredible series!!!!

[spurious]

great series by @dedkake with accompanying podfics too!

[inthemiddleofmybackswing]

ooh good to know!!!

[inthemiddleofmybackswing]

trying to find a fic:

it’s mcshep, written as a series of vignettes that details a separate AU/fix-it scenario for each episode where they end up getting together in that ep

i feel like it was called something like “it could have happened…”

any help would be appreciated <3

[sga-owns-my-soul]

it could've started like this...

incredible series!!!!

[inthemiddleofmybackswing]

thank you!!! <3 y’all are the best

[velvetwar]

A rating of Stargate's Goa'uld System Lords based on how much cunt they serve.

Apophis

10/10 serves cunt all day. The OG cunt.

Sokar

Look, it's 90s Voldemort. He's a huge cunt. 9/10.

Seth

Is pretty cunty but also kind of a Chad, so, 6/10.

Anubis

20/10. Can only dream of (d)evolving until I serve this much cunt.

Tanith

I think he's not a system lord technically but whatevs. Serves a ton of cunt. Is British so extra cunty. Evil but also kinda cute? I mean if I had to bring a Goa'uld to prom I would bring this guy I guess. 9/10.

Osiris

Also British and also very cunty. She's also sorta trans, though tbh it sounds like most of the Goa'uld are which is pretty cool. Daniel's other ill-fated Goa'uld'd girlfriend. (Jack got Goa'uld'd too. Hell they all did. Yet somehow it never happened to Daniel, he just died every other possible way.)

She serves more cunt in her scenes than she does in this photo. I'd bring her to the prom but she'd probably kick my ass. 8/10.

Nirrti

Who is this actress she's beautiful. Oh yeah. Nirrti's a huge cunt. 9/10.

Heru'ur

I don't remember this guy very well but I'm giving him 9/10 based on the cunt he serves in this picture alone.

Cronus

Looks like an extra from Lord of the Rings. In the show he's pretty cunty cause they all are but I'm still giving him 4/10.

Ba'al

Ohhh lord. Huge cunt. Why does he have to be hot (he tortured Jack :( ). I should probably start reading fanfic about him. Total bastard but then later comic relief, for some reason. 11/10.

Yu

This is not his cuntiest photo. I picked it cause of slave!Daniel in the background. The disproportion of POC bad guys in Stargate is pretty racist. Yu served all the cunt he could under the circumstances and I find that it was quite a bit of cunt. 8/10.

Ra

Is maybe 12, but you gotta start serving cunt out of the womb if you wanna get anywhere in life. The first Goa'uld we ever meet, from the '94 movie. 7/10. (If I could put James Spader on the list he would be 10/10 that bitch is always serving full cunt. He and Shanks should have had a cunt-off.)

Not included: Hathor for reasons, others cause these are the cunts I like.

(p.s. What other Stargate lists should I make?)

[gendercensus]

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The 13th annual international gender census, collecting information about the language we use to refer to ourselves and each other, is now open until 13th August 2026.

It’s short and easy, for most participants it takes 5 minutes or less.

After the survey is closed I’ll process the results and publish a spreadsheet of the data and a report summarising the main findings. Then anyone can use them for academic or business purposes, self-advocacy, tracking the popularity of language over time, and just feeling like we’re part of a huge and diverse community.

If you think you might have friends and followers who’d be interested, please do reblog this blog post, and share the survey URL by email or at AFK social groups or on other social networks. Every share is extremely helpful!

Survey URL: https://survey.gendercensus.com

The survey is open to anyone anywhere who speaks English and feels that the gender binary doesn’t fully describe their experience of themselves and their gender(s) or lack thereof.

Thank you so much!

[ Link to survey ]

[wateronagreasefire]

Firefly Textpost Meme 148

[inthemiddleofmybackswing]

trying to find a fic:

it’s mcshep, written as a series of vignettes that detail a separate AU/fix-it scenario for each episode where they end up getting together in that ep

i feel like it was called something like “it could have happened…”

any help would be appreciated <3

[sg1]

Teyla Emmagan + Outfits 26/?

[sga-owns-my-soul]

we as a fandom talk about lt colonel war crimes a lot and it's great i love it but i don't think we talk enough about doctor war crimes

carson commits SO many crimes in the show and we as a fandom do not acknowledge his beautiful crimes enough. he was doing illegal gene manipulation in the third fucking episode and doing experimentation on prisoners by the seventh. he also takes any and all opportunities to point a gun at someone and i for one think we need to acknowledge how absolutely fucking iconic that is of him. absolutely incredible i love him so much

[velvetwar]

SG-1 are so co-dependent/a polycule that even some moments intended as Sam/Jack romance become nope, wait it's all four of them. I'm thinking specifically of the end of Threads where it looks like Sam and Jack finally go fishing together and she says "we should have done this ages ago" which would be a sweet romantic note to end it on... and then the camera changes angles and Daniel and Teal'c are literally pulling up their chairs.

There's also Lost City where Sam goes over to Jack's house to try and confess her feelings, and then knock knock once again there's Daniel and Teal'c at the door. Cockblocks of all time? No. Extra cocks of all time.

[pegasusgalaxybedsr2small]

Always fun times in Atlantis

Carson: "No son, you just got stabbed, that's all, that's where the tummy ache comes from; you got a wee bit impaled again."

[mcshep-everyday]

[greatkiryukazuma]

Window of Opportunity is Jack/Sam fans holy grail.

[inthemiddleofmybackswing]

LOOK AT GENERAL HAMMOND’S FACE

[deansaddiction]

That's not a look of 'oh my God- why are you kissing? I had no idea you cared about each other more than you are supposed to'

This is a look of 'are you out of your mind?, you're doing that *here*? I have to report this now!!'

Hammond was content pretending he didn't assume anything, but now he has to do his job damn it, Jack!

[inthemiddleofmybackswing]

EXACTLY!!

[greatkiryukazuma]

Window of Opportunity is Jack/Sam fans holy grail.

[inthemiddleofmybackswing]

LOOK AT GENERAL HAMMOND’S FACE