#poor gecko

[bruinhilda]

Things you hear in the tropics you’ll likely not hear anywhere else:

“It could be that the fuses shorted out because of the gecko.”

[ghostgirl32]

SO, my cat is an asshole, and..

I find myself needing to replace my gecko tank as soon as possible, as she completely ...tanked... it.... SO I have a proposition! 

For every $5 paypal’d to me, or spent on my household items Amazon wishlist (links will be below!) I will clean up, color change, or manipulate one photograph for you in photoshop. 

This can be taking a bunch of random pics (picked by you, or me) off of google and making you a custom background for your phone or computer/. 

This can be making a banner image for your site event. 

Or a banner for your site, hell, I’m not that picky. 

This can be cleaning up a bent/ torn/ damaged old photo that you love. 

This can be recoloring the eyes or clothing of an actor or model for a play-by image. 

This can be retouching / cleaning up you favorite wedding photo.

For about $30, I can make things such as business cards and the like, as well. 

I sincerely need a bit of help; my service-dog-in-training needs to start class again in October, my apartment hiked the rent, and the program that I used to pay my electric was cancelled just in time for the hottest month of summer; and in addition, my car needs new brakes as well as a few other repairs.

Paypal: paypal.me/katerinae (under my mother’s name, Shirley)  Amazon Wishlist: https://amzn.com/w/2XPQZJN9UR1A8 

EXAMPLES UNDER THE CUT! 

Many of these are for play-by-post role play sites, and some are personal junk done for avatars and suchlike. Enjoy! 

[scorpioandapple-blog]

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[crumpetcrusader-blog]

"Om nom nom...damnit i ate my friend"

- my roommate after I told her my sisters gecko ate the other gecko in his cage

[team-machine]

I produced the most evil laugh I've ever heard when I found out Vault City failed and was absorbed into NCR

[tysheengall]

So there was this Gecko in my bathroom, I tried to take a picture of it but it got scared and slowly paced itself out of the bathroom, mainly due to the fact that I tried to follow it and take a picture, anywho, it went into a room with our most playful cat. May it R.I.P(s).

[thesloppylesbians-blog]

Rant: The Animals

So question? if you had 2 kittens and a gecko, the kittens have no food and the gecko has no light, would you go shopping at forever 21? or would you take care of your pets? J & M choose the first option! their reasoning? "well we've been feeding the kittens wet dog food" yeah cause you are going to have some healthy cats there!  So in turn i've been feeding the kittens my cats food, and have been taking the gecko out daily to bask in the sun. Fucking irresponsible.    Also on a side note J & M haven't cleaned their cat litter so i'm cleaning my litter box for all 3 cats and I am buying the litter for it. - S