#poor hux

[lydiabslade]

Kylo’s standard contributions to the minutes of any TFO staff meeting

[solohux]

Hux views love as being just chemical. The medics give him treatment for headaches and stomach aches and the flu—other psychical ailments—so why can’t they prescribe him something that’ll stop his tummy from fluttering and his heart accelerating every time he sees Kylo Ren?

[blaaaaackbeak]

Is this what happens when Hux goes outside?

Link to Tiktok.

[irrfahrer]

drops both the gremlin for the "Touch Me" meme uwu

Touching is a quiet way of conveying your feelings, so let my muse tell you how they feel/what they think of you through touch! Send ‘Touch Me’ to find out how my muse feels about yours!

Ben Solo Appraising the young woman eyes Ben for a moment sitting beside her. She barely knew him, so the woman wondered what exactly she was actually feeling towards him- nothing especially strong beside some honest benignity, she concluded. With a Huff Ziv climbs on the mans KNEES to sit on his THIGHS, before she with no mercy starts to tickle his STOMACH. Then, still laughing the Tynnan pinches the others NOSE between two webbed fingers, not hard enough to be painful but still enough to be as much of a annoyance as she wanted to be. Nose: “You’re so cute.” Stomach: Fun!/Silliness/“Wanna go cause some trouble?” Knee: “Don’t worry, I’m here for you.” Thigh: Sympathy/empathyCalves: “I will cause you pain.”

General Hux Turning to the General Hux, Ziv just takes a proper run and kicks the man against the CALVE. There maybe was a mischievous laughing coming from the Tynnan, but only maybe. Calves: “I will cause you pain.” [ @ncxile ]

[whumpbby]

I do like the idea of Snoke playing the long game and setting up Hux and Kylo to come together for the good of his plans - because setting them up to get more useful by competing for his regard is all fine and well, but one has to have a backup plan to a backup plan and so on. 

Hux may be an omega to Kylo’s alpha that Hux singled out for his good traits that would be hopefully passed on to their offspring. 

Or Hux being an untrained Guide to Kylo’s out of bounds Sentinel, set up to be  bound to the Master of Ren and, by osmosis, to his pack of rough, vicious Knights, to somehow manage them all. 

Hux as a backup force-bond for Kylo, should Rey prove strong enough to break free - no matter that a force-null mind will suffer under the bond...

...I just like the idea of Snoke setting things up his own way and Kylo being “Well, as my Master wishes” and Hux having to deal with being set up to be an offering;]     

[solohux]

a typical morning meeting in the First Order (insp.)

[ellalba]

Supper late Day 2 of the @kyluxpositivity week! Shore leave.

I needed a laugh, I really hope that tumblr fixes my blog soon.

[armitage-hux-dameron]

Update on My Level of Intimidation

Thank you for your honest though slightly depressing opinions on my intimidating aura. Although some of you believe that I’ve succeeded in building an authoritative reputation (thank you Phasma, @chromium-siren), it seems that others believe I’ve been unsuccessful or that I wanted a philosophical analysis on whether I should strive to be intimidating or not (the answer, Finn @stormyourtroopers, is that it’s none of your business as to why I want to be intimidating or whether you agree with the Imperial philosophy ingrained in me since birth or not).

I normally don’t ask others to give me feedback on anything personal, but saying that intimidating is an interpersonal matter is seems I have no choice. Therefore, I would like to know, what exactly do you consider intimidating so that I may emulate these examples.

I’m sick of no one taking my orders seriously only to watch Ren or Pryde or even bloody Thanisson give the same order and have everyone listen to them immediately.

P.S. @lt-miserablemitaka (Please never bring up the camouflage incident again. There are many moments in my past that I would like to believe never happened and that is one of them. I was a foolish child then and also shorter than most of the class because that event preceded my growth spurt. Both of these past traits are ones I’d rather forget.)