I Star Wars a lot

It’s Kylux all the way down

[marinersubmariner]

fortunate son

[lydiabslade]

When the cafeteria on the Finalizer is out of rotisserie chicken

[tall]

[lydiabslade]

Ben Solo posting a five-star review of the great experience he had when LDS missionaries Armie and Mitaka tried to convert him

[hotvampireadjacent]

Sweden ????

[ashketchupandfries]

So Sweden used to give random citizens control over the official @Sweden Twitter account for like a day/week/month or whatever. As you can see why, it didn’t last long

[leninthesixth]

what do you mean it didn't last long they did this for like seven years between 2011 and 2018 they didn't stop doing it because someone tweeted about cock sdfgsdfgsdfgsdf they kept doing it for four more years after this

[lydiabslade]

This is probably what the official First Order Space Twitter feed is like all the time after Supreme Leader Ren takes over

[lydiabslade]

Just posted a new BenArmie PWP! Armie is insecure about his dick size. Out of the goodness of his heart, his roommate Ben offers to take a look and reassure him that it’s fine.

archiveofourown.org/works/67789006

[lydiabslade]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Update: for better or worse, this is officially now a multi-chapter fic… and the KoR have entered the chat

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67789006/chapters/177505801#workskin

[lydiabslade]

Chapter 3 is up! In which everyone continues to be an idiot, and Ben gets (gently) stepped on.

[lydiabslade]

Chapter 4 is up! In which Armie has a surprise for Ben.

[lydiabslade]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/7 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Armitage Hux/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren, Armitage Hux/Dopheld Mitaka, Dopheld Mitaka/Kylo Ren, Armitage Hux/Dopheld Mitaka/Kylo Ren Characters: Armitage Hux, Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Kylo Ren, Dopheld Mitaka Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - World War II, LGBTQ Jewish Character(s), Jewish Identity, Blood and Violence, Colonialism, References to period-typical British philosemitism and Zionism, Armitage Hux is Bad at Flirting, Threesome - M/M/M, Top Kylo Ren, Angst and Porn Summary:

Jewish infantry officer Ben volunteers for a secret and dangerous mission, thinking that he’s going to parachute into Germany to kill Hitler. Instead, he finds himself in the Kachin Hills with the eccentric Captain Hux and his batman Mitaka.

[lydiabslade]

Chapter 2 is posted! This one has porn. Also, Hux’s pet Jews are unionizing.

[lydiabslade]

Chapter 3 is up! Artistic nude posing occurs (strictly for aesthetic reasons, of course).

[lydiabslade]

Chapter 4 is up! Hope you guys like angst and porn and historic British military units

[lydiabslade]

I forgot to post about it here but this has six chapters now!

[blackkingsdream]

This week’s exclusive art on my Boosty 

Сон Чёрного Короля Blackkingsdream - exclusive content on Boosty

[retroactivebakeries]

[foxoftheasterisk]

ghosts are having sex all the time. Noted.

[lydiabslade]

Force Ghost Kylo has entered the chat 👀

[sorrowsofthedawn]

leyendecker style stucky fanart #3,201,940

[lydiabslade]

This is absolutely gorgeous and also just reminded me of the time my husband misquoted this line as, “I’ll get off at the last stop”

[littlearmieboy]

On today’s episode of Pinterest getting things wrong:

[lydiabslade]

He is also a princess general, they’re not wrong about that

[jennieartic]

General Aerobics

[megilins]

all the episodes

(src: txt: tumblr; pics: SW7)

[darthnostra]

x

[lydiabslade]

I finally posted my fic from the Careful Ren zine, “Strangers in the Dark” (better known as the “Hux gets gangbanged by demons” fic). Rated E, 3198 words, dubcon. Happy Valentine’s Day!

archiveofourown.org/works/79494016

[shillanov]

first base: having sex for 8 years

second base: confessing your eternal love and planning a whole ass future together

third base: “…my boyfriend?” “i mean, yes. i think so. probably”

[louellawilla]

Kylo Ren reacts to General Hux starring in a Taylor Swift video

[meow-or-whatever]

wow first original post !!!

This is so kriffing dumb but I love them

Inspo/text from pinterest

Bonus bc that’s how I feel:

[saltyseazdgx]

Kylo Ren: "He [Hux] is not to be trusted. You must know his mind. He wants to take your place. He wants to kill you."

Snoke: "He wants to kill a lot of people. I don't take it personally."

- Star Wars: Age of Resistance - Hux