Dear Dick, I'm considering eating Itty. How should I cook him? Thanks, Hungry on the Watchtower
Dear Hungry,
Do not eat Itty. Itty is a gentle little being. Itty is our friend and as long as he's not eating living people's bones, he's fine.
Anyway, that's very cruel and I ask you to please not eat Itty.
Also, he probably isn't that nutritious anyway.







