#poor jasper

[charnel-grounds]

Edward Gorey (1925–2000), “Jasper’s records got broken as he was escaping from the asylum”

[iwhatm]

[irisbleufic]

New one-shot fic/art collab with @granddutchessanya:

Speaking of Dust

Tumblr's link function is broken again, which feels on-brand! This is a Halloween collab that's arriving a couple of weeks late, but that, too, is on-brand given that Halloween is delayed for our protagonists in the story/artwork due to circumstances beyond their control.

Real Rashid/Sam Barclay; the 2,220-word fic is rated M, but the artwork is not (however, the art is ridiculously detailed and adorable). Fic by @irisbleufic & artwork by @granddutchessanya.

TEASER:

Once the dust settles, Sam’s main issue with Lestat’s inadvertent apocalypse isn’t the amount of paperwork. It had generated a fuckton for anyone Talamasca-employed or Talamasca-adjacent, and that had made Rashid cross for a week. No, Sam’s plight is that having been on tour and conscripted to fight some batshit, six-thousand-year-old elder had put Halloween on hold for him personally. His love of decorations had been one more nail in his unpopularity coffin with the Paris coven; he hadn’t even given them a respite from that come October.

Secondary problem: the world knows about vampires now. Rather, more of the world knows about vampires than did before—like, pretty much all of the world—and Amsterdam has decided to fob the politics off on London, which means it’s Raglan’s jurisdiction. His misery is fun to watch; Rashid’s, not so much. Everyone who’d been on tour with Lestat and survived the debacle had been sent to London and detained there. Sam only counts himself and Rashid lucky because that’s home. That, and they’d gotten a front row seat to Raglan’s suffering.

[spacetwoofmanyfrontiers]

in live & dangerous part 2 jasper enters the hart residence saying that a pipe burst in the middle of his shower so he went to the harts'. which is very much a non sequitur but my point is that it's an excuse. so jasper felt the need to make up an excuse to be there. which i think would only be the case if he felt the people present in the hart residence wouldn't want him there just to hang out. and he knows the only people there are piper and charlotte. it makes sense if he thinks piper doesn't want him to randomly swing by, but charlotte? it makes me sad to think that jasper feels he has to make up an excuse to hang out with charlotte. and i don't think he ever really does this when henry's home, he always just enters with no excuse. iirc. granted i'm sure there are times where he knows henry isn't home and he also just enters, but i still think it's strange that in this situation where he knows henry's not home but charlotte is, he would think he needs a pretense under which to be there. they're supposed to be pretty close friends, would jasper really think charlotte doesn't want to just hang out with him? i am definitely overthinking this but i suppose field-o-flowers and jasperdunlopirl's sad jasper posting has gotten to me </3

[gimlilithegreat]

Alternative version of Harry dying in my fic Don't think about it and it will go away on its own

Yes. I did it.

I giggled to myself too hard whilst writing this not to post it somewhere. So here is the version of Harry's death I wrote back in September when I hallucinated that I was writing pure crack fic.

Harry glanced down at the bite in his arm. It hurt. A lot.

But it was weirdly familiar.

Where on earth had he felt this kind of burn before?

Harry’s eyes widened and he started frantically gesturing a concerned looking Carlisle forward, pushing at Jasper until he wasn’t hovering in the way.

“Do you have stuff to take blood samples?” Harry asked him urgently. Carlisle nodded hesitantly and looked at Jasper who was staring at Harry like he was an alien before clearly deciding Harry was out of his mind with pain and babbling. “Harry, love, you’re turning. We have-“

“Stop being a knob Jasper, I’m fine.” Harry dismissed his with a flapping hand. “Carlisle!”

Carlisle had started to move away but came back quickly when called, Harry could appreciate that in a doctor.

“Get the stuff, I need you to take blood samples. Lots of blood samples.” Harry flapped his hand at Carlisle too and it seemed to be more effective when he used the still bleeding arm. Turns out they would do almost anything to stop him waving that around.

Harry was willing to admit that made a certain amount of sense.

“Quick!” Harry shouted after him, “You need to do it before I petrify fully.”

“Harry, darlin, please.” Jasper was pleading with him and Harry really wasn’t prepared to ignore that so he sat quietly and let Jasper fuss over him until Carlisle was back with his needles.

“Get a least a couple of litres.” Harry glared at Jasper when he went to interrupt, “Pssh Jasper, it’s not like I’m going to need it.”

That seemed to shut him up. Briefly.

By the time Carlisle was finished Harry was feeling decidedly woozy.

Jasper looked devastated and Harry patted him comfortingly.

“It’s alright pretty thing, I’ll be back soon.”

Then he fainted.

Turns out Vampires were more related to Basilisks than Harry thought.

[thefruitybrain]

Jasper: FOUR MONTHS

Charlotte: what's he talking about?

Henry: it's not that big of a deal-

Jasper: YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR MONTHS HENRY!

[dark-lapis-77]

What??

From Wikia page:

Then take a closer look:

Jasper will be a villain in SUTR. Of course I knew it. Cause she's is not a hero or good person anyway. Maybe it's because of Pink Diamond and Steven is left behind Jasper alone. That might be reason why she's mad at Steven.

[citrusscale-remastered]

Call: Bro.

Jasper: What, bro?

Call: Cover your eyes.

Jasper: *covers his eyes*

Call: What do you see?

Jasper: Nothing.

Call: That’s what you mean to me, bro.

Jasper: Br- wait.