#poor jug

[shymeg]

I get Jughead wanting to feel something. Even if he hurt himself while riding, at least he had his helmet on. Jughead can't catch a break. Yet Tabitha is yelling at him; he acknowledges she has a right to be angry, he still can't hear her.

[onnabox]

*Jughead's newest plotline starts unfurling* *A Series of Unfortunate Events intro song starts playing*

[runningpastreturn]

OK but like just imagine... Jughead and Archie have been planning this road trip for independence day weekend since like spring break their freshman year. It's gonna be really cheesy and "friendship-forever"-y and romantic. They've spent weekends together sorting through both of their music to create the ultimate Playlist, have made a thousand checklists for what they'll need and where they'll go. And then one night Archie cancels, and Jughead is heartbroken but he doesn't admit it because he doesn't show his feelings.

[shymeg]

Poor Jughead got hit with a rock. Yet they recorded his voice, so he could still be the narrator of Riverdale. I mean clearly he's dead! The rock knocked him unconscious and made Betty black out. So, clearly Archie gets mad goes to Bret.

Bret is just mad he doesn't have a sex tape for Archie and Veronica. He's also upset that he can't find Jug's new Baxter Bros pages. He is happy Betty is getting the wrap feeling he won against Bughead. Yet, secretly he misses his moody boy Jug. He cries himself to sleep knowing Jug is gone.

Oh yeah and the ghost of Jughead is literally ghost writing this. What a Clever little ghost. What will stone wall prep do with an actual ghost, ghost writing his story they can't control?

[shymeg]

I was in High school once.

I had friends that were on and off again that we had no idea if they were on and off. Yet, when they did date other people it was never the other person's friend. I felt bad for the person they were dating. Why? It felt like they were just being used until the other two got back again. I thought that itself was wrong. We probably seemed semi cold to the ones they were dating because we as a group wanted nothing to do with it. We also found ourselves distancing with them.

I had friends that would rebound after a break up and regret that

I had friends that were cheated on. Somehow I never liked the person they were dating. I did my best to support this friend. I can tell you that they never spoke to that person again.

So imagine Jughead why should he forgive Archie his best guy friend who is with Veronica? Why should he forgive Betty who he has loved non stop and tried to do everything to fix it if they had a fight.

Why should he? Cause they had a moment? Cause nobody believed his fake death they had to have Archie and Betty? Yet they all were in it at this point. He probably didn't like that idea. Still insecure and that's why he asked Betty again.

So for this musical that should be Kevin's time to shine. You are having his two best friends betray him. Almost like season 1 when Archie broke into his house and Betty lied about her mother's motives. Why this episode? Why do it anyway!?

There are other ways to create drama if it's true cheating does happen but most people that do go back with the person that cheated never trust them fully.

So if Jug's character is just alright cool. With nothing to it that's not okay. For Betty to do that in the first place is like wtf.

I feel bad for Veronica just not as much because they all weren't childhood friends.

[shymeg]

How to get flagged by Tumblr

Have Jughead shirtless and being all sorts of sexy

Its to hot for them and the sensors just go off

Maybe that's why the Riverdale writers don't have him acting all sexy and shirtless they know Tumblr would go off.

They like starting fires though so maybe they should show it more often. Maybe the Riverdale writers are the pyros.

[lilacofficial]

Somehow? You mean with CHEATING?!

[littlebarchie07]

Also can we all just talk about how hilarious this is. Poor jug stumbling and Archie and Toni are just there like eh 🤣🤣😭🤣🤣🤣