Jul 21, 2021
Daniela after seeing the “fuck you” argument between Alexia and Cassandra be like
Knight: Fuck you!
Daniela: Fuck me yourself, you coward!
Alternatively;
Knight: Fuck you!
Daniela: Yes, please~
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Daniela after seeing the “fuck you” argument between Alexia and Cassandra be like
Knight: Fuck you!
Daniela: Fuck me yourself, you coward!
Alternatively;
Knight: Fuck you!
Daniela: Yes, please~
Divided we stand
Learns the necromancer's name is Terry Bell Fate
Terry tries to run
He fails and Courage puts an axe through his kneecaps
Breakfast of fruit.
Pineapple for Terry and apple for Courage
Plan time
The cultist's left northward away from town
Terry doesn't have camel bones, he's useless.
Getting cloaks
summoning a camel
Camel riding
Terry and I talk
Sir Grimlock rides by looking exhausted
Terry and Courage talk about Grimlock
Courage says she's right and true following her god. (God, I love the 'I'm the hero' thing I am pushing for for courage now. So in denial.)
Grimlock's patron is Helm.
They keep heading northward into the sunset. (that's a joke.)
Back to the group of Imogen, Silas and Aleris:
Sorry, my mistake, Aleris is not with them. She is with Link.
Silas is tired. He sees ruins of a town/city.
Silas pokes Drusten and Imogen with a shovel poke. (NOT whack, Griff was very specific about it NOT being that.)
They head towards Aleris' trail.
Aleris feels Link shift slightly as Drusten, Silas and Imogen ride at her.
Aleris tries to go back to sleep
Silas lifts Aleris up by the collar and starts shouting at her. (he's emotional, weird.)
Aleris 'was sleeping and looking for Courage.'
Wow...Silas is unreasonably pissed
oh no....'you're clearly an idiot.' Silas...you don't know what you've done you angry noodle boy.
Aleris and Silas are frustrated
Silas is demanding stuff now. Oh noooo.
'because she left me a letter, I thought she left all of you letters'-opps!
Aleris doesn't want to show the letter to anyone.
Silas finds a work around for getting the letter from Aleris
The letter is just poking out of Aleris' pocket
Aleris turns into a bear and hah! Can't get letter from a bear with no pockets.
Imogen and Drusten are just watching this go down like the rich commentators they are.
Silas tries to cast suggestion but it fails
(Silas....You hypocrite! You adorable noodle snoodle!)
The decide to sleep here for the night, put up tents and sleep
Silas uses locate object on Courage's armour.
Courage is sleeping at that moment, hasn't yet woken up, eaten and apple and set off on a camel
Drusten offers to take first watch
People keep seeing Silas as a dex person. He is not.
Jenna keeps commenting on the sessions taking so long because no one can decide on anything
Silas needs sleepy but refuses
MORE EXHAUSTION!
Imogen tries to knock Silas unconscious
Imogen fails and flips Silas off
Silas is super sleeeeeeeeeepy. (he has disadvantage on ability checks and halved sleep.)
Aleris still shapeshifts while sleeping, how cute.
Aleris becomes a tiny vulture.
Silas wonders if he's hallucinating.
They set off on horses
They see bandits and see a familiar face dealing with the bandits. Oh no, Sir Grimlock!
Jenna really wants to fight.
Silas casts level four cloud of daggers
Oh Grimlock is just ranting at these bandits. How respectable.
WE HAVE A SUPRISE ROUND!
We all know what Imogen wants to do. It's fireball. It's fireball.
Imogen really doesn't care for collateral damage...
(I just feel sorry for Grimlock right now..poor him. They haven't even talked to him and yet he might be hurt by Imogen's lack-luster skills of caring.)
Imogen does a LOT of damage and might need to change her alignment
Aleris is doing stuff now! Spell time! Does a good chunk of damage!
From Grimlocks perspective the bandits have been obliterated by a massive clap of thunder, summoning a fireball and slices.
Grimlock frowns and asks about Courage.
Grimlock also seems to be concerned..opps..he told Courage to stay with the group but alas she did not.
Silas questions why he told her that and what else he told Courage.
Grimlock was almost posessed, Silas thinks it might be Yuan Ti but out of game we all know it's something else.
Silas thinks she's gone to the place Grimlock told her not to go to.
Grimlock is surprised by going to Harkenstrom
Well it's not exactly like she had a choice, she was just following the others. She's learned her lesson, she's not following them any more.
Looks like Silas AND Sir Grimlock BOTH want to slap Courage
'Apologies for your lo-For the loss of your friend'-Don't make me sound half dead does it!?
'There's something that's gone wrong'-You're telling me Grimlock. Courage thinks she's being the hero of her story.
They drifting on horses away. Are they horses? Are they cars? Are they transformers? All.
Im rolls to see how grumpy the horse is,
Silas is right, Courage never takes her armour off.
Grimlock enquires about what the group has been doing.
Asks about a person but nope, we haven't seen them.
Yeah, despite Imogen's hatred, the old lady is not who is hunting a certain tiefling.
Imogen and her warlock patron are teasing each other again. (Seriously, Courage is going to be so angry when she finds out about this 'god' and patron thing. I like to think it'd be a similar power move to ripping the powers away from a certain powerhouse casually.)
Imogen's fey patron is really sarcastic, perfect for her.
JUST RIDE OFF INTO THE DISTANCE LIKE YOU WANT IMOGEN!
END OF THE SESSION! Whoop! A great session and a great race coming up. Will Courage slow down for long enough for the others to catch up with her? What will happen then? Guess we'll have to wait and see.
(also, sorry if I missed anything guys, space out often...Feel free to add parts I missed, good or bad, opinions and reactions and your favourite moment if you have any.)
rhiannons prankster is going to take matters into her hands and get revenge
go rhiannon use your spider launcher 3000 and fly traps :)
Cue Cassandra turning into a hellcat and Dani crying to Knight about this.
i love knighting my dog with any long object i happen to be carrying. steel ruler? bap bap. sir montague
Poor knight
Alexander Shatohin
is it bad i can see knight and dar getting all frisky in the tub pile and knight is just so ready to frickle and suddenly dar stops him and points at the egg sitting in a chair peeking out of the backpack and he says
KNIG͜H͡T̡. ͘NOT͘ ̶IN͞ ͠FR͘ON̡T ǪF ̡O͝UR ̕C̕HILD. ͢):<̷B̶
More Adventures in Spookyland
Starting with Knight trying to effectively use the word 'rogering' in a sentence, much to Spooky's dismay. So he decided to make it better. "Well, this is America," he pondered aloud. "So I guess we would call it David-ing."
And, being a resident of tumblr, that was when Spooky spat out her tea.
Which Knight took as a good sign to continue, proceeding to ask Spooky if she wanted one. "A good David-ing?"
Spooky had to leave the room. Knight still doesn't get it.