#poor npcs

[butterflyofdawn]

I love when NPCs are like, "OMG! Big Bad Villain is going to destroy the world! Please, Hero, hurry before it's too late!"

Then I'm like , "Sure, no proble- OOOOOH, a side quest!!!!" and I'm spending three days fetching ingredients for the tavern chef while the villain is dropping a nuclear bomb on the planet.

[dungeons-and-dictions]

My first D&D campaign was homebrewed from a story I always struggled to write a cohesive narrative for. The campaign’s colorful cast:

Swashbuckling Changeling and flirt

Orkish gentleman and flirt

Broody Tiefling sorcerer

Human warrior that knows every dad joke

Teenage assassin addicted to gambling

Teenage summoner that murderhobos

Plague doctor with morbid fascinations

The result? Chaos. And lots of conflict resolution via parties and falling forward.

[dungeons-and-dictions]

Doxanne the Changeling: Can I seduce her?

DM: Fine, but… you literally just seduced the first lady you met in here. Are you trying to start a cat fight??

Doxanne: Maybe. *succeeds on roll*

(@open-to-the-sky)

[dungeons-and-dictions]

*Party is mostly in a serious conversation with a god’s avatar*

*Guard 1, running past the door*

Guard 2, chasing Guard 1: That’s my pocket cheese!!

[nicolaspicolas]

[pau-art]

What SunMoon will look like.

[yohunny]

juST BE GLAD YOU DIDN'T ACCIDENTALLY HARPOON AN NPC. BUT FOR THIS I BLAME CHUMBUCKET.

BRUTAL, HURRICANINE. BRUTAL. (Chum ilu but you’re a tad trigger-happy)

[yohunny]

suxtoluvnux replied to your post “Oh no I was playing Mad Max the video game and was out cruising with...”

Holy cow, I'm proud of you xD

Well, my reckless abandon and tendency to crash my car every five minutes would bring tears of joy to all war boys in the vicinity :´)