#dnd humor

[causing7laughter]

[talesofthedice]

Better than a 1!

Turned the Shattered Obelisk group’s motto into a sticker

[zackapplewhite]

You may now add 1d6 to your roll 👏

[nivisdvita]

*Sends one math dnd video to the dnd groupchat *Forgot that they are all math-nerds *Chaos ensues

[thegiblet]

Sometimes the best distraction your character can do is to jump off of a roof in front of guards so they don’t find the rest of the party trespassing. It’s then very crucial for your character to take minimal damage and have to pretend to be injured. You try to show signs of concussion by having character throw up. Character actually throws up blood (you’re a dhampir; not your blood). Guards drag you away to get you to a doctor. Doctor bad because Doctor gonna know you not human (dhampir). You try to leave a trail of your things for the party to find you. Guards see your stuff is being left behind and kindly keep retrieving it for you. Party is smart though, they catch up to the situation. There’s a very clear next step here though when the situation remains guards-bring-you-to-doctor, you remember a trait that you have that’s never been useful in DnD ever in existence. You don’t need to breathe (dhampir). Next step becomes to pretend to just die during the commotion. Everyone (including party; only one person knows you’re a dhampir and they still get convinced) freaks out. They don’t see you breathe and fail to find your pulse. Guards panic and leave. You get up and go home. Easy dub.

[spiders3dworkshop]

When You Roll a Nat 20… for Absolutely Nothing | Dice Tower DnD

I'm sure we've all had that moment — when you were absolutely certain about something and just needed that natural 20 to prove it to everyone. And finally… it happens. A critical success! Only to discover that the trap/disguise/lie you were so sure about… was exactly what it looked like all along. Ah… the many wasted twenties of our adventures.

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See you between rolls!

[drowsylock]

I rolled a Nat 1 on Charisma.

Now I’m sleeping outside.

[lorelightcreative]

You'll See Better, But Also You Won't

I swear life with glasses is like having a 5e condition. If you don’t use your bonus action to wipe them off, you suffer a level of Fingerprints every minute and everything you look at is under the effects of the Blur spell. 5 Levels and you're blinded until you use your action to fully clean them. Special Bonus for the Parent Class: Glasses + Small Children = 2 levels of Fingerprints every minute.