#dnd humor

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

[shutinthenutouse]

[marion-ettes]

adventurers be like

[avatarobi]

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

[zackapplewhite]

Welcome to my escapism era ⚔️🔮🍺

[causing7laughter]

[e-rose]

[3d34-2]

Cleric: Hey! Who's your god?

Warlock: What?

Cleric: I saw you call out to your god and then you made a miracle. Who's your god?

Warlock: I don't have a god. I'm not a cleric.

Cleric: But I just saw you!

Warlock: I'm a Warlock.

Cleric: Okay, but who's your god?

Warlock: I don't have a god. I have a patron. My patron gives me magic.

Cleric: So, a patron is a god...

Warlock: No, a patron is a demon, or—

Cleric: YOU WORSHIP DEMONS????

Warlock: OR a Fiend or a Celestial or a Great Old One or any kind of powerful being. My patron is an Archfey.

Cleric: And you worship this patron and it answers your prayers?

Warlock: I wouldn't say "worship." We have an arrangement.

Cleric: ...

Cleric: ...

Cleric: ...

Warlock: You look like you're having an epiphany.

Cleric: Well, ... what if my god—

Warlock: ...isn't even a god?

Cleric: YES!!! How did you know?

Warlock: It had occurred to me.

Cleric: Oh my god!

Warlock: I mean, the only difference between a god and a patron is the god has temples.

Cleric: My god doesn't even have temples!

Warlock: Maybe your "god" is just a genie or something pretending to be a god.

Cleric: This is a disaster!!! What am I going to do???

Warlock: I dunno. Ask your patron.

Druid: My god is a tree!