#poor opossum

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Don't Mess With Christian Schools. They have knives.

Okay so there's a story behind this.

Today at school, I was zoning out like most teenagers do, and all of a sudden a couple girls start laughing, and I tune in to find that they're talking about opossums. Weird, but pretty normal.

I was curious, so I asked a senior who's sitting next to me, "Hey what're they talking about?"

She laughed and replied, "Oh yeah, last year (I wasn't here, I enrolled this year) a group of us were in a church to spend the night and they killed an opossum."

Naturally I thought she meant they hit it with a car, so it seemed pretty innocent.

But then she kept talking.

"--now this wouldn't have been a problem if it weren't for the fact that they stabbed it with knives." I whipped my head around and gave her a horrified face, so she laughed and continued, "Yeah I know, they weren't supposed to have any weapons on them but a couple people brought knives, and the opossum got in the church so they panicked and stabbed it."

So yeah, don't screw with Christian school kids.

They have knives and they /will/ use them.