Aug 22, 2024
He found the solution to Oswald running around the house
..Oswald's not happy about it
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He found the solution to Oswald running around the house
..Oswald's not happy about it
"...the new you is kind of freaking me out."
The way his face just falls. He so hoped Ed would still be his friend.
Batman #4 (2025)
Minotaur offing family members of all the organized crime heads because he’s sending a message. Like one normally does right?
But he fucking offs Oswald Cobblepots fave Penguin, Lola. 😭
YOU’RE ON MY SHITLIST, MINOTAUR. SHE NEVER DID NOTHING TO YOU.
The Funny Parent vs. The Responsible Parent
In the old days—back when it was just Oswald and the kids—every little bunny and kitten came marching straight to him for everything.
“Papa, can you help with my math?” “Papa, can you sign this permission slip?” “Papa, can we go to the park?” “Papa, the washing machine is making a scary noise!” “PAPA—!”
Oswald loved them, of course… but he was basically a one-rabbit army holding together an entire household of chaos.
Fast-forward to now, when he and Felix were married and sharing a home full of kids.
Suddenly…
Everything had changed.
Now Felix was the superstar, the hero, the fun parent, the walking amusement park, the living jungle gym.
The kids clung to him like koalas while Oswald watched with a puzzled frown.
“Papa Felix, play with us!” “Papa Felix, come build a fort!” “Papa Felix, can we bake cookies?” “Papa Felix, can you throw us on the couch like a catapult again?” “Papa Felix—Papa Felix—PAPA FELIX—!!”
Meanwhile Oswald sat at the table with a mountain of school forms, lost jackets, missing homework, and three overdue permission slips.
He tapped his pen, squinting at the circus going on in the living room.
Finally he stood up, crossed his arms, and demanded:
“Okay. What happened? Why does Felix get all the fun stuff while I’m stuck with all the boring things?”
The kids, all piled on Felix like a cuddly monster, turned to look at Oswald.
One of the bunnies—Jasper, with his little lopsided ears and glasses —blinked slowly and spoke on behalf of the entire child population:
“Well, Papa… it’s because Papa Felix is the funny parent.”
Felix, holding two kittens and a bunny at once, flashed a big grin. “Guilty!”
Oswald gestured wildly. “Funny?! FUNNY?! I am fun! I do fun things! I— I’m FUN!”
The kids collectively tilted their heads, unconvinced.
Jasper hopped down, walked over, and patted Oswald gently on the leg like a wise old man consoling a confused adult.
“Papa… accept your destiny.”
Oswald froze. “My… destiny?”
“You’re the paperwork parent now,” Jasper said solemnly. Then he added in a whisper like he was telling him a deep truth: “It’s better to live with your reality.”
Felix tried—tried—not to laugh, but it burst out of him anyway, full and loud.
Oswald looked at his family, the forms, the flock of kids dangling off Felix, and sighed dramatically.
“Unbelievable…”
Jasper patted him again. “It’s okay, Papa. We still love you.”
Oswald muttered, “I’d better,” while the kids cheered and dragged Felix away to build yet another living-room fort.
And Oswald… picked up another permission slip.
Such was life as the Responsible Parent.
Ok but like. Into The Pit is FUCKED UP. Imagine youre a kid and you climb into an old, gross ballpit. Then suddenly you're transported back in time where everything's fun and cool again and you make friends or whatever. Then. This THING follows you back through. You know it killed your friends. Everyone thinks its your dad but its NOT. Its not your dad. Its sleeping in your dad's bed and eating his food but it is not. Him. And its covered in blood and gore and you can see its TEETH-
What's up, my name is Ed and I am a 100% precent straight male that caresses my bsf's cheek after I almost murdered him
Crazy with my friends and this is what she respond in VC i cry AHAHAHAHA
Olaf The Lucky Rabbit
oswald trying to tell ed how he feels and just standing there not being able to get the words out. fuck