batsyx.

she/her, sometime cosplayer, fic writer, longtime #batjokes connoisseur, occasionally will talk about non-batman related topics. 🔞 [ao3] x [bluesky]

[batsyx]

My gift to you @battybrownboo for Batjokes Secret Santa 2025! Merry x-mas and i hope you like it! 💜

READ IT HERE!

[hmttbatjokeszine]

One of two pieces by @andiwatt highlights that sometimes Bats is just a bad sport when playing games with his counterpart. 😔

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[clownandout]

[hmttbatjokeszine]

Hey, uh, Joker's back to show off a great new work, a vampiric flight of fancy that is definitely by him and not our contributor Ash.

By the by, we're two weeks out from the opening of preorders on June 7!

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Fic Preview Text: Batman’s fangs retract from Joker’s neck, and his tongue laps up the remaining blood in a languid motion. It’s only slightly erotic, but Joker shudders all the same.

“Done already?” he teases as Batman pulls away, wiping his mouth. “My, Batsy, you make it seem like my blood’s foul! If I didn’t know any better, I’d wonder if drinking mine is a sort of torture for you.”

For a moment, Batman is silent. Joker watches him think, hesitate, and then verbalize, “Do you know better?”

“I’ve been thinking, Bats, that it’s almost time for me to break loose,” Joker admits, flexing his chained wrists as if to assess their strength. “I only ever stay so long in Arkham. Why should I stay for even longer in your dingy old cave? Clowns like me crave the finer things in life, you see.”

[keysandcrosses]

Only you

[hmttbatjokeszine]

Here's @wowlookdumbart with a touch of romance. 🎵Oh, when the moon hits the clown just as you punch him down, that's amore!🎶

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[joker-ka]

Batman #163

[batsyx]

Can’t go wrong with the classic neck grab. 🙂‍↕️

But with the green background and the way their silhouettes kinda pop here, I immediately thought of this:

I guess thats maybe one positive thing I can say about this issue. It reminded me of a better written story lol. They do exist!

[hmttbatjokeszine]

From @mr-viwick, we have a peek at utter batty bliss! May it plague our fellas the rest of their days.

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[hmttbatjokeszine]

In today's preview, Jordie brings us the Telltale boys, who gave us pinky swears and slushies but still heart-twisting pain.

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[mydarlingbat]

By Gerald Parel - 

[hmttbatjokeszine]

Our next preview is of a loving embrace by @garfeee! Really conjures a future of picket fences… or maybe those are pikes.

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[hmttbatjokeszine]

Today we have a peek at a work by @kinglindwyrm. A little concerning, but I'm sure Bats will bounce back! Surely. Right?

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[hmttbatjokeszine]

Kicking off our previews with a glimpse of one of multiple pieces by @frijolebean!

And we have an announcement: The zine preorder begins on Sunday, June 7.

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[hmttbatjokeszine]

Are you excited about Hold Me Too Tight, a batjokes fanbook you can clutch in your hands like a fiendish clown's willowy throat?

Then please CLICK HERE to answer a few questions on our Purchase Interest Check! This will help us gauge the level of interest in not only the book but perhaps some extra goodies...

The form will be open through May 17.

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[batsyx]

Y’all make sure to fill this out! This book is going to be amazing!

[hmttbatjokeszine]

Hello, folks! We ran into some difficulties, but Hold Me Too Tight is alive and kicking (much like an orderly in the Arkham trash incinerator).

What is Hold Me Too Tight? It's a 🦇Batman/Joker🃏 fan book resulting from a collaboration of 33 artists and writers, exploring how Gotham City's most notorious nemeses express their love through pain and violence. While there is no explicit sexual content, many works do include mature material along with the violence inherent to the ship.

This book has been a year in the making, and we are excited to share it with fellow batjokes fans! Stay tuned for a purchase interest check, followed by teasers of our talented contributors.

(Hold Me Too Tight remains a not-for-profit effort. All revenue will go toward production and shipping costs; any profits will be donated to an organization chosen by the zine contributors.)

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[batsyx]

The second and final chapter is up! It’s been done for about a month but I’m fucking terrible with keeping up with tumblr in general.

Anyway hope you guys enjoy!

READ IT HERE!

[batsyx]

Batman #595 (2001)

Batman #650 (2006)

Well now I’m wondering whats on his goth playlist. I KNOW HE HAS ONE! 😂