#poor robb

[dutysacrifice]

got sent these

why do people [read tb!tches,the so called tArg sTans]want to be the starks sooo bad?? eww..,,im so sorry greywind and robb those nasty dumbfucks are comparing u to some ugly old bitch and npc wannabe

[winterrose527]

Chapter 5

[owlsinathens]

I feel that greysnow is the kind of couple that would get married because of a fight. Jon: The reason we are not married is because someone is afraid of commitment! Theon: wtf we've been dating for 6 Years! Jon: yes but you still can walk out wherever you want! Theon: so that's what you think! I bet you wouldn't marry me right now if I ask Jon: I would because I'm not a coward! Theon: That's it! We are getting married right now! Jon: Fine! (Proceed to wake up Robb at 3 am to be the witness and drive to the closest chapel in their ridiculous pijamas)

NONNIE I LOVE THIS!!! I can so see it happen, especially the last bit.

Poor, confused, sleepy Robb in his pjs standing in a chapel while the grooms glower at each other and bark their vows as if they're insults 🤣🤣🤣

Theon: Hear that? I fucking DO!

Jon: oh yeah? Well me too!

Minister: "Uhhh..."

T+J: WHAT

Minister: you're... kinda married now. you may, uh... stab each other? kiss, i mean, kiss!

Robb: ok that's it i'm going to sleep in the car. wake me up if there's cake

[stovmborn-arc]

                        ❝  i’m aware of your reputation.  ❞   from  @hakune​​.

 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐒  𝐀𝐑𝐄  𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐃.  but  with  the  breeze  that  enamours  her,  frostbite  latches  upon  her  skin.  perhaps,  it  is  the  winter  tone  that  spills  into  the  air    –––    accompanying  the  accusation  that  escapes  his  lips.  so  many  whispers  had  spread  through  the  realm  at  the  lions  claws  in  which  belong  to  cersei  lannister,  that  she  is  unsure  of  which  poison  the  young  wolf  speaks  of.  foreign  invader,  daughter  to  the  mad  king  who  had  returned  to  westeros  to  finish  his  work.  but  what  daenerys  stormborn  does  not  consider  are  the  tales  in  which  she  had  written  ...  stories  of  hatching  dragons,  liberating  slaves,  assembling  two  armies  and  bringing  them  across  the  narrow  sea.  instead,  castle  walls  are  fortified    –––    trebuchets  are  readied  in  the  form  of  words  as  reptilian  tongue  twists,  thick  brows  furrowed  together  in  anguish.  

❝  –––    allow  me  to  guess.  how  i  have  sailed  for  westeros  to  burn  kingdoms  to  the  ground,  to  turn  cities  to  ash  and  lay  waste  to  those  once  lived  beneath  my  fathers  rule.  ❞  words  are  wind,  she  reminds  herself  once  more  and  then  she  realises  that  hers  have  escaped  in  a  venomous  tone.  it  is  as  deadly  as  the  tongue  her  father  once  might  have  spken  in  and  with  the  infliction  her  mind  gives,  the  silver  haired  queen  turns  away.  hers  is  the  blood  of  the  dragon,  feelings  set  aflame  in  a  moment  of  weakness.  but  as  amethyst  hues  find  themselves  lost  within  seas  of  sapphire  once  more,  she  shakes  her  head  and  gives  a  sigh.  ❝  i  swear  this  to  you  robb  stark,  i  am  none  of  those  things.  i  am  not  and  will  not  become  my  father.  ❞

[disneyprincessbuffyannesummers]

‘STICK HER WITH YOUR POINTY END!’

Theon Greyjoy Future Lord Of The Pyle teaching his friends (brothers), how to have sex.

[im-creature]

[captainbee89]

After Jon and Sansa have multiple babies

Ned *in afterlife viewing area watching Jonsa on a giant screen* Like, part of me is happy they are happy, you know? But I don't need to see my kids doing that. Like it is great Jon is a wolf *nudges and winks at Robb beside him, who is growing increasingly pale* that was my raising him that way you know! But then, he is banging my daughter so you know *shrugs*. But really, Cat and I could give them a few lessons still. You know Arya was concieved when...

Robb: *hands over his ears* This is the worst thing to ever happen to me. Well, apart from when I was killed and my wolf and I had our bodies violated but still...this is up there!

Ned: And I think Rickon is only so wild because he was concieved when we did it wolf style in the broken tower ...

Robb: *starts sobbing softly*

Ned: *points excitedly at screen as Jon chokes some random dude who glanced at Sansa for 2 seconds* That's my boy!

[darkstar112]

I am honestly very surprised show fans didn’t see the red wedding coming a mile away. I mean, its all there.