#poor snakes

[gabbyp09]

[thecrowinacrown]

PLS today my new chess coach told us that snakes don't have spines😭 SPINES😭😭😭

It all started when one little boy asked him why humans don't eat other humans...

[yoptadze]

Азирафаэль и Кроули: [гуляют, проходят мимо витрины зоомагазина со змеями]

Кроули:[резко подбегает к витрине и прижимает лицо к стеклу]

Змея в витрине:[смотрит на Кроули максимально жалобными глазами]

Кроули:[плачет]

Азирафаэль: Кроули, ты в порядке?

Кроули: нет...

[dannydoozy]

snakes don’t have any arms ;-;

[skittlesorcery]

I should really pay attention in chemistry but I was thinking about snakes and started wondering what if they have an itch on the back of their head? Can't they just grow tiny little arms to scratch it :(

[karekathegeneticist]

I just watched the weirdest video of some bloke catching rabbits by tossing red bellies and brown snakes into their holes and sticking nets at the other entrances. Im just... Dude, do yourself and the snakes a favor and train a godamned ferret.

[mysticalbutts]

It really offends me when people talk about how they go out of their way to kill snakes. Or any animal in general. Why would you do that? It was literally doing nothing to you. You spotted it in a field miles away from civilization. That's like walking into someone you've never met from the next town over's house and killing them because their shirt was green.

[buyakasha]

vaporeon-wonderland replied to your post:vaporeon-wonderland replied to your post:*laughs*...

AT LEAST one bite? So you can just swallow them whole like a snake? WHERE’S THE FUN IN THAT?

BITINGS DIFFERENT THAN CHEWING DUDE