#poor tavros

[thefastestclockintheuniverse]

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[vomiting-rainbows]

my memory is shit but so far my fav part is fucking tavros blocking dave when hes trying to be cooler and impressive (using all his self confidence poor thing) to impress dave and starting to annoy dave to the point dave starts making rap or rhyming random shit that makes tavros super confusing and nervous and blocks him because of that , I WAS FUCKING WHEEZING AND CRYING TO THIS

[ghostcatoftheweb]

Kanaya: I’m Gonna Turn You Child Into A Vampire

Jane: No you can’t

Kanaya: I’ll Fuckin Kill This Motherfucker. Don’t Test Me Bitch

[cacogenisist]

2am vriska

[randomidiocyncrazies]

dude if tavros grabs that cat wouldn’t he, uh, get merged with something he’s very allergic to????

[transformationstuck]

this ones a little weird, but how about tavros turning into a ghoul from fallout, with maybe a bit of weight gain thrown in just for good measure?

Tavros had just survived a nuclear blast, lucky him, only problem was he had to tank the explosion through the consumption of thousands of tins of beans, which while it had kept him alive for those radiation filled years, it hadn’t helped him to keep his figure, the previously borderline anorexic troll, now having grown pudgy and slow, and that wasn’t even half his problems.

Tavros looked at himself in the mirror, he looked like a walking corpse, his skin all gross and sticky, parts looked normal yes, but the remainder either looked crunchy, gooey or peeled off, he tried to hold his stomach down, but he was unable to do so, poor tavros, at least he appreciates the old statement. “Anons, anons never change.”

-punished mod x

[c0smicdusk]

Okay but What if rose or someone showed tavros the video of how chicken nuggets are made and what they are made from?

[mrfrowney]

vriska: welcome to hell  welcome to hell  welcome to hell  welcome to hell  welcome to hell  welcome to hell  welcome to hell  welcome to hell