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Hi I'm Clock (31 y/o, they/he). I'm a PhD student living in London and Hot Dang do I love Homestuck. This blog is ostensibly multi-fandom; practically more Homestuck than anything else these days! CosmosChroniker on Ao3. 🥄🌈

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My Eridan and Feferi plushes just arrived and I am DELIGHTED.

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Eridian Ampora

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[autisticaradiamegido]

day 297

ok heres the rest of the alien vampire yelp reviews

[thefastestclockintheuniverse]

I present: kids, flying off the handle since 2009.

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this IS capitalism you donk

i love it. i love to watch it. in a zoo, where it can't hurt me.

sorry for being bored and french

[semiohazard]

a word to the furthest denizens of the Earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 17776 day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thefastestclockintheuniverse]

I have to be up for work at the crack of dawn tomorrow so I'm not gunna finish it but I'm reading 17776 because I saw a bunch about it being THAT DATE and it's delightful. It's also giving me wild flashbacks to when I first read it. Nine years ago. At work in my first job out of uni. I was a whole different human being then, ain't that wild.

[thefastestclockintheuniverse]

I literally can't believe I missed the makeship deadline on the eridan and feferi plushes. Eridan is my number one boy goddammit and now my collection will be a) incomplete and b) eridanless, which is unbearable. Yes I'm autistic why do you ask ?? Anyway if anyone happened to order doubles and wants to sell them to me when they arrive pls lmk like why else do I have a grown up paycheck if not for this 🙄

[thefastestclockintheuniverse]

In case literally anyone cared I've secured my Eridan and Feferi plushes 😤😤 Paid through the nose and I don't even fucking care because they're gunna bring me so much joy it's worth the mark up 🤪

[thefastestclockintheuniverse]

I'm so mired in one piece rn. I've read 900 chapters of the manga. Seen the live action. I've started the anime. I'm having a great time. There's just one thing... And I don't wanna be a downer, but has literally anyone writing Sanji in fics ever smoked a cigarette?? Do you know how they work? I love you and your stories are good but that's not how cigarettes work folks!!

[thefastestclockintheuniverse]

I literally can't believe I missed the makeship deadline on the eridan and feferi plushes. Eridan is my number one boy goddammit and now my collection will be a) incomplete and b) eridanless, which is unbearable. Yes I'm autistic why do you ask ?? Anyway if anyone happened to order doubles and wants to sell them to me when they arrive pls lmk like why else do I have a grown up paycheck if not for this 🙄

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hi i'm back

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hadesgame atla bisexual simulator (remastered)

[saturleez]

on being touch starved or something

[martyrstar]

Mom vs Bro Strife

Child abuser vs Alcohol Abuser, who's winnin?

[purrhaptic]

Mom Lalonde CAN solo Goku in a fight 😂✌️🥹

[thefastestclockintheuniverse]

Currently visiting a mate in Cardiff and she's finally letting me get her into homestuck. So I'm reading it aloud like an audiobook and doing all the voices again! We're on page 850 and I don't have the heart to say we're... Just about 10% of the way through. She's really enjoying it though so ¯⁠\⁠_⁠༼⁠ ⁠•́⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠•̀⁠ ⁠༽⁠_⁠/⁠¯ worth it.

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(EDIT: Picture by the wonderful @ikimaru!)