#poor translation

[tweekingattwilight]

So last night I had the brilliant (stupid, it was 9:55 pm EST) idea to ask my lil bro, @squidswagbrainrott, if null wanted to collab on a stock image production with me. AND NULL SAID YES!!

This is the finished product

And this was the stock image reference we both used

The characters are Alexis Ness from Blue Lock S3 (right/big guy; made by me) [don't fight me for the flower crown, you know why it's there] and Kabootle from Lifesteal SMP S6 (left/small person; made by my bro) and i'd love to do this again sometime

[uyachil-oar-blog]

Both are Ody. I'm too busy this term to even grab a pen so they are just very rough and not very good😢. Words in P1 means "You fall like a tree" and those in P2 means " Will your ideals still endure? "

[suomeen]

People at the reception centre kept getting confused at the big M and N on the bathroom doors so they made new signs. And those are such simple words that they got so wrong. I can't read Arabic? but instead of 'women' in Russian, Ukrainian and Turkish it actually says 'femininity'. And "men" in Ukrainian says "of men", while in Russian it's somehow a very archaic form for men, like Middle Ages old. I'm genuinely curious how they got those words. Also mildly annoyed at how gendered the signs are.

[o-king-of-suns]

sighh

[incorrectsdsins]

Ban: [about Zeldris] I don't like him. Evil, shady demon.

Meliodas: I'm a demon too, you know.

Ban: You are? Or no, maybe you're not. Why would I believe what a demon says?

[shitpostempire]

[monster-metaphors]

[saltytabbycat]

So I’m playing the terribly translated version of Pokemon Green and... Boooyyyy let me tell you.

I was not prepared.

Other highlights from the first few seconds include:

"In this world the alive creatures called as pocket monsters live in every corner!" 

And

“The creature named PET was treated as a pet to take part in the competition!”

Did I mention that they didn’t cut the words off properly so a word will start and finish on different lines? Look at this beautiful mess:

I cannot wait to see what fresh hell awaits me once I’m actually in game. If I feel like sharing, I might post more of this ridiculousness as it happens.