So I’m playing the terribly translated version of Pokemon Green and... Boooyyyy let me tell you.
Other highlights from the first few seconds include:
"In this world the alive creatures called as pocket monsters live in every corner!"
“The creature named PET was treated as a pet to take part in the competition!”
Did I mention that they didn’t cut the words off properly so a word will start and finish on different lines? Look at this beautiful mess:
I cannot wait to see what fresh hell awaits me once I’m actually in game. If I feel like sharing, I might post more of this ridiculousness as it happens.