#poor wash

[agentcaboose]

oops I think I got some rvb in your house md

[raggedyhive]

Wash: Hey, Simmons. Grif mentioned what you did with that knife earlier. Where'd you pick that up?

Simmons, blushing furiously: W- wait, he told you about that?

Wash, confused: Yes? He sounded really impressed so I was just curious when you--

Simmons, blushing even more: No offense, but I don't really want to talk to you about my sex life.

Wash: ...

Wash: Wait--

[sparkyllama]

whoopsie daisy wash :)

[ninjachick0117]

Red vs Blue Season 16 Episode 8 First Spoilers

I just wanted to talk about THIS episode. My thoughts and theories. So if you haven't seen it SPOILERS will be ahead.

I watched this episode pretty much 20 minutes after it was "aired," and have been watching it since. Oops.

Anywho, how the episode opened was AMAZING. We finally got to see our Wash and got to hear a story about his cat Loki. (hell we all knew) How this cat SURVIVED everything and died at 25 years. WOW.

After that Carolina shows him the "basic training" course. When Carolina kinda tells him maybe he shouldn't do it but also teases him, he resuassures her that he is fine and can do it. (And get to see their flirting/teasing going on *whispers* Washlina) But...well...he takes a tumble after the equipment breaks and of course Carolina goes to check on him and Wash had one of the "relapse episodes" doesnt know why they were there and get upset about it. (Blaming, what sounded like blaming, Carolina)

Now that is a sting to the heart right?? Cause after ALL these injures that Wash has gone through WE (as fans) get to see the MENTAL state of what he is going through. We saw only the after his recovery, never during his recovery.

Now side note, I saw the comments on RT saying 'how is this possible he didnt get shot in the head.' Let me tell you...

In this diagram the common carotid artiery is hooked to the basliar artery; if you hit that artery you'll loose not only blood but oxygen to the brian. Plus with the other vienes and arteries around it doesnt help. Which is why he is having a hard time remembering or relapsing with his memory.

Okay now done with the Doctor Ninja. (Wanna be 😂) Back to this. It was painful to see not only Wash but Carolina. Like damn. She knows that he is "broken solider." (I had quotations cause he ain't "broken") But like Dr. Grey has told her the brain will 'repair' itself but time can only tell when it will 'completely' heal. The sad part of this is that Carolina knows it and doesn't want to tell him because she doesn't want him or herself to worry.

And just a theory but what if Wash does know that he is forgetting and doesn't want to tell Carolina so she doesn't get worried. I don't know just a theory.

Now Carolina and Dylan (havent seen our little reporter for a while) finds out that our wonderful color space marines have been time traveling. Poor Carolina probably feels like a mother with 10 kids.

Now with the episode ending; having it confirm that Wash has a medical issue going on and actually ALREADY killing us with emotion, he said 'I always bounce back.' (Not the exact words but similar.) THAT kills me. Just cause it goes with my theory that he MAY know that this is going on with him. And its hard to watch. 😥

I hope to the Lords above that he will be OKAY. But knowing this show.

Now Grif. Oh man. Am I the only one getting irritated at him? Cause shit he needs to get himself together. 😂

Joe did an awesome job with this season so far. He has been so awesome, his last season was good but this season...has been awesome! Jen and Shannon's voice acting was amazing so awesome job! 🎉🎊 Love them all. 💗💖

That's it. Sorry for the ramble. Love you all. 😚💖

[beewaggle]

Calling it now. Wash’s “urgent message” was about the Reds and Blues “Re-writing history--Ducktales woo-oo.” 

[cunzy4]

HE LIVES

[emberkyrlee]

I associate with you: Bucky Barnes, Charlie Weasley, Agent Wash

Just let Bucky rest and spend time with Steve and just not have to put up with this shit anymore. He deserves better. Give him chocolate and all the hugs he wants.

Whyyyyy did they not have him in the movies?! I will always be sad about it. Give us more of the dragon boi.Give us more dragons while you’re at it.

I am noticing a trend of people associating Wash with me. 😅

[emberkyrlee]

Who I associate you with: Agent Washington, Kitty Pryde, Nightcrawler, Blake Belladonna, and pretty much all of the Weasleys

Of all time.

Phasing! (This movie still got her powers’ science wrong and I’m still mad about it XD)

Loveable fuzzy blue elf. Wins most huggable X-man award.

I am so proud of my kitty girl and her (literally) hot girlfriend.

I want Molly Weasley hugs. Where are my wizarding mom hugs?!