Who here feels we were robbed by not having both Lil Nas X and Old Town Road in Pootie Tang?
I mean yeah, I know he was only 2 when it came out, and feel appropriately old as fuck just thinking about it even though I was 5, but like
Tell me that you wouldn’t fight god and win for the right to a sequel where his parents are Pootie and Biggie Shorty
Tell me that you wouldn’t live for slightly backhanded supportive grandpa just popping up to haunt him like:
“YES I’M STILL CORN FOR SOME REASON, AND YOUR GRANDMAMA IS STILL A COW, BUT YOU BEST DO WELL IN THAT COMPETITION BOY! NOW GO RIDE YOUR HORSES, AND STOP WORRYING ABOUT IF YOU SHOULD GET A BOYFRIEND, BECAUSE YOU DESERVE THAT TOO IF YOU WANT IT! IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS WHO YOU LOVE SO BE HAPPY! OH, BUT STAY AWAY FROM THEM FUCKBOYS THOUGH, THEY AIN’T NOTHING BUT TROUBLE, YOU HEAR ME? IF HE SAYS HE’S A NICE GUY LIKE THAT’S A PERSONALITY, YOU BEST KEEP THAT BELT ON UNLESS IT’S TO WHOOP HIS ASS!”
Someone go hand Chris Rock a pen so he can start writing his half of the roles, please, I need this
