God has a sense of humor, and I would very much like to share some examples. In the form of the creatures ever.
Hyraxes. They virtually teleport up rocks and pee crystals.
2. Horses from that one angle:
3. Jacana bird.
4. Gibbons.
5. Saiga Antelope. The snozz creature. Literally looks like something out of Star Wars.
6. Pootoo bird. Literal muppet that pretends to be a stick, then stares, then opens its little goofy mouth to look scary.
7. Ogre faced spider: Tiny, lanky, literally holds its web like a tiny net to yoink things. >8:3
8. Tube nosed bats. The shy and dinky creature with horrible little human teeth.
9. Pallas’s cat. Its natural predator is a hawk, so it sits and pretends to be a rock. Lumpy grumpy little creature. They honk as adults and chirp like literal chicks as kittens.
10. Emu. Their neck feathers fluff up like a feather boa when they’re mad, and they have the most minuscule wings.
11. Tibetan fox. God changed the proportions slider for fun.
12. Pancake crab (real)
13. Sugar gliders. It has hands for feet, and a built in parachute, and a tiny little pink snout.
I’m out of image space, might make a part 2 at some point.
