Fandom Junk Drawer

A side blog for all the bits and bobs of fandoms that don't fit in my other blogs

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The Witcher Headcanon Master Post - Part 2

Master Post - Part 1

Regular Headcanons

Purring Master Post

Mistakes

Accent

Worm Witcher Worm

High

Regrets

Assumptions

Odd Jobs

Invisible Danger

Headaches

Witcher Senses Master Post

Modern Day AU Headcanons

OST

Petals to Ink

Family Dynamics

Horse Girl Geralt

Hospitals

Breathe

Break Up Blues

Game Night

Escort Master Post

Teething

Imaginary Friend Master Post

Revenge Master Post

Food

Upset Master Post

Sibling Vibes

Stomach Troubles Master Post

Aches and Pains Master Post

Faces

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@0dde11eth @catscraftsandcommentary @help-help-i-need-an-adult @fandom-junk-drawer @akelafang @thequeeninyellowlace

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*the customer two aisles over realizing he was wrong*:

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*evil clone on the other side of the store in produce*

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Geralt, the evil clone and the annoying twit got out, and-! Oh, I see you found them!

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@0dde11eth @catscraftsandcommentary @help-help-i-need-an-adult @fandom-junk-drawer @akelafang @thequeeninyellowlace

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Cheers!

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@0dde11eth @catscraftsandcommentary @help-help-i-need-an-adult @fandom-junk-drawer @akelafang @thequeeninyellowlace

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*the customer two aisles over realizing he was wrong*:

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@0dde11eth @catscraftsandcommentary @help-help-i-need-an-adult @fandom-junk-drawer @akelafang @thequeeninyellowlace

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Alternate Potoo Geralt origin story!

Geralt: *eating the last oreo* "What do you mean I'm cursed?

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Jaskier trotting up to Kaer Morhen on Pegasus

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@0dde11eth @help-help-i-need-an-adult @catscraftsandcommentary @fandom-junk-drawer @akelafang @thequeeninyellowlace

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I'm sorry, what were you saying?

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@0dde11eth @catscraftsandcommentary @help-help-i-need-an-adult @fandom-junk-drawer @thequeeninyellowlace @akelafang @kupocat

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*growl, snarl, growl!*

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*Sigh* Fine. You aren't a complete twat.

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@0dde11eth @catscraftsandcommentary @help-help-i-need-an-adult @fandom-junk-drawer @thequeeninyellowlace @akelafang

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So, I can't put my Dead Doves in here?

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@0dde11eth @catscraftsandcommentary @help-help-i-need-an-adult @fandom-junk-drawer @thequeeninyellowlace @akelafang

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omg, help, I'm screaming! 😂😂😂😂

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@0dde11eth @catscraftsandcommentary @help-help-i-need-an-adult @fandom-junk-drawer @akelafang @thequeeninyellowlace

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*silently judging*

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@0dde11eth @catscraftsandcommentary @help-help-i-need-an-adult @fandom-junk-drawer @akelafang @thequeeninyellowlace

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They are adorable!

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@0dde11eth @help-help-i-need-an-adult @catscraftsandcommentary @fandom-junk-drawer @random-apollo-child @thequeeninyellowlace @awitcheress

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Geralt come get your fucking bard

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No. You have been chosen. Enjoy! He likes, music, expensive food and drink, fancy clothes, and he requires lots of attention. And don't forget to keep an eye on him. He likes to eat random things he finds in bowls.

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I haven't been on much the past few weeks because my dad has been sick. He went to the hospital for a UTI, went home, went back because he was throwing up and couldn't keep anything down, and we found out he had a non-STEMI heart attack. Was back in the hospital a day later with bad pain in both shoulders, slurred speech, and feeling like he couldn't breathe. It wasn't a heart attack, thank God! He was having a reaction to an antibiotic. He only took it once, and called me while I was at work. Immediately went to the hospital. Brought him home today and he is okay. A little weak from being in bed for a few days, but he's happy to be home! I'm really tired though. It was a stressful week, and my brain is tired! Its not really braining right now. Please keep tagging me in your posts because I need the humor and your clever jokes more than ever! Trust me, I see each one of them, and they make me laugh! I just don't have the mental energy to think up of anything funny to contribute to the reblogs. Hopefully my sprained Humorous Muscle will recover soon!

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@0dde11eth @catscraftsandcommentary @help-help-i-need-an-adult @fandom-junk-drawer @akelafang @thequeeninyellowlace

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I've got The Jabbing Stick if you need backup!

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Roach, come back!