#poppycest

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poppy getting jealous that dad got her sister pregnant instead of waiting for her to have her baby

yes absolutely

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poppy's dad, who, we're calling glenn btw...

glenn and poppy secretly dating behind river's back for years

glenn deciding to propose to poppy

he buys the ring and proposes to her privately

and then he gives the ring to river and tells him to get his shit together and marry her already

he canonically fucking hates river

but allows and urges him to marry poppy because he's such an idiot he'll never notice their affair

it's actually safer than poppy staying single

it pisses them both off that river takes forever to propose after glenn gives him the ring but since he did, they get to have celebratory engagement sex twice and it's just as fulfilling and exciting the second time