Bistro Huddy Dead Dove

it/its - dead dove focused Bistro Huddy fanblog - all ships welcome - we personally prefer shipcest but that is by no means the limit - i went with darkship-huddy but this isn't limited to darkships, any dead dove goes

[darkship-huddy]

hello! this blog is dedicated to all things Bistro Huddy dead dove!

you can call us Mochi. it/its, NO they/them, NO it&/you&, and NO human terms.

among other things, you can consider this a dead dove version of @bistro-confessions, meaning you can come say whatever in our ask box. please no discourse/venting tho.

we'll share fics, fanart, headcanons, rambles, all kinds of things.

pretty much anything goes, except for underage, just because i'm scared, sorry. you can however link to, recommend, talk about or submit fics that have it, that's fine.

also! it doesn't have to be dead dove if you're just more comfortable coming to an explicitly proship blog btw. althoughhhhhh we do have a dead dove discord server [16+] where you can talk about anything. we and the other mod are both primarily into BH and talk about it there a lot. there especially it's just a proship safe space and doesnt need to all be dead dove.

we have our tagging system detailed here.

and our friend will be making an Ao3 account for people to submit dead dove BH fanfic that they're too scared to post on their own accounts. the account isn't made yet but you are free to go ahead and submit your fic in advance <3 [google form].

also! we are of course a safe space for [ALL] plurals and for fictionfolk, you can talk about Being the characters, that's fine. also selfship and in-sys relationships [including in-sys 'darkship'/'dead dove'].

[darkship-huddy]

Oh, being raped by Trick would be so sweet💖 (i know that's deranged to say lol) He'd make sure to tell you how good you're being and how nice you feel. He'd feel bad for making you cry but it's ok because he knows it feels good for you. Gentle forced kissing while you sob uncontrollably. Eventually forcing it into a french kiss. He tied you up but it wouldn't matter because of how big and strong he is.

<333

[a-dead-dove-den]

For the zoo ship thing. Do you think any of them would be jealous or disappointed if their pet ended up pregnant? Like upset that they couldn't be the one to do it. Or would they feel proud and happy?

Uhm? Did you mean to send this to @darkship-huddy?

[darkship-huddy]

poppy probs has one of those yappy little dogs like a pomeranian that she lets eat her out

I see it for sure

Even if not beastship she's gotta have a lil yapper

[darkship-huddy]

i know trick is a sweetheart but i just think it would feel SOOOOO good to be raped by him, turning me into his little rape slut

Him being a sweetheart just makes it better 😋

[darkship-huddy]

Every other fandom: Make every straight man gay, and every gay man gayer.

Bistro Huddy fandom: Everyone is bisexual, including the canon gay man (but not the lesbian).

I love that Terry is gay. I love shipping him with men. I also want him to be like, homoromantic almost-bisexual and be totally open to doing sexual things with women if it happens to come up.

[darkship-huddy]

poppy getting jealous that dad got her sister pregnant instead of waiting for her to have her baby

yes absolutely

[mediocre-quill-ink]

Thinking about this again

[darkship-huddy]

who and who lol

[darkship-huddy]

POPPYS DAD GETTING SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN HE FINDS OUT RIVER GOT HER PREGNANT BEFORE HE COULD👀👀👀

YES

and then angrily fucks Wren about it

[darkship-huddy]

guys. what should i draw. hlep

i've got some bases saved with ideas in mind

pirate trick

amber and her dog

terry as a snake (nagi?)

jamber

and a bunch of other couples poses with no couples in mind

i am asking for ideas and requests

trick i. and his husband luke will like the pirate pose, and the jamber pose just screams jamber, but i'm not actually driven to them, nor to snake terry or amber and i'm tired of drawing animals tbch but i'm not tired of drawing in general

i wanna drawwwwwwww

[darkship-huddy]

poppy's dad, who, we're calling glenn btw...

glenn and poppy secretly dating behind river's back for years

glenn deciding to propose to poppy

he buys the ring and proposes to her privately

and then he gives the ring to river and tells him to get his shit together and marry her already

he canonically fucking hates river

but allows and urges him to marry poppy because he's such an idiot he'll never notice their affair

it's actually safer than poppy staying single

it pisses them both off that river takes forever to propose after glenn gives him the ring but since he did, they get to have celebratory engagement sex twice and it's just as fulfilling and exciting the second time

[darkship-huddy]

so in the short poppy says how her DAD bought her ring👀??? HELLO?! like yea river gave it to her but still

YEA I CLOCKED THAT TOO

especially because her dad [and sister] canonically hate river soooooo...

[darkship-huddy]

OC & AU Tagging System

list of tagged OC's* and AU's**

*and headcanon names for unnamed characters, all of which will be updated once canon names are revealed

**and related subtags

OC's

name tag ;; glenn -- poppy's dad

name tag ;; tiffany -- brad's cat

name tag ;; valentine -- clint's cat

OC Ships

against conduct ;; brad x tiffany -- brad and his cat

against conduct ;; clint x valentine -- clint and his cat

against conduct ;; glenn x poppy -- poppy and her dad

AU's

bistro huddy shipcest au -- lotta incest: where almost everyone has some kinda incest story, everyone is supportive, and there's a lot of current incest relationships

bistro huddy zoo au -- lotta zooship and beastship: where almost everyone has some kinda zoo story, everyone is supportive,and quite a lot of them are actual zoos and in zoo/beast relationships with their pets

poppycest -- any shipcest within poppy's family, which will typically be tagged alongside the shipcest au

[darkship-huddy]

going pspspsps at my friend. bestie. come talk about your zoo au. this is your creation, come tell the masses

[darkship-huddy]

faceclaims for Tiffany and Valentine btw [Brad and Clint's cats]

i did not do their floof justice in the drawings.

Tiffany is a maine coon and Valentine is a persian

these arent my headcanons btw, theyre a friend's. i subscribe to the au tho

[darkship-huddy]

Clint and his kitty cat. her name is Valentine. they also love each other.

pose is traced. original base under cut.

[darkship-huddy]

Brad holding his kitty cat. her name is Tiffany. they love each other

pose is traced