Hi! for the bubble tea thing, how would US/UT bros react to finding out that, if consumed too often, bubble tea can clog your intestines and potentially kill you? - Bubble Anon
Heck, even I didn’t know this??? I looked into it, and if you consume too many, you can be hospitalized from eating too many of the tapioca bubbles. If you drink bubble tea, y’all, be careful and drink it on occasion, not all the time!
Links to the asks in question are here and here!
US Sans/Blue: Well, he didn’t really care about you consuming it so much before, but now he’s definitely on red alert. Blue won’t panic too much about the predicament at hand, but he will let you know that you have to start taking moderation to keep yourself from going overboard. He doesn’t want to freak you out about the whole “hospital/dying” thing, so he won’t mention it unless you press or start to feel some side effects. If you don’t want to change, even after he brings it up, now we have a problem. Blue will actually order your teas for you, but without the bubbles, so you can drink your drink with less of a risk behind it.
“I SIMPLY CANNOT HAVE YOU PUTTING YOURSELF AT RISK LIKE THAT! YOU CAN STILL HAVE THE DRINKS, BUT YOU NEED TO SLOW DOWN!”
US Papyrus/Stretch: Huh... Well, oops? He really doesn’t know what to do in this situation, because that doesn’t really affect him. You can’t have any problems with your intestines if you don’t have any, to begin with. Stretch is not concerned in the least until he remembers you drink the stuff with him all the time. That has him severely worried, and he starts to cancel the regular dates you have together regarding the tea for your health. Stretch won’t keep it permanently off the schedule, but he will explain his concerns when he cancels the first one. You’ll still get your tea, but much less often.
“honey, it just isn’t too good for your health if you end up with too much of it. can we find a substitute without bubbles? or maybe we can make some at home?”
UT Sans/Vanilla: There are very few things that make him panic, and this is not one of them, provided that he can get you to agree to his solution. Vanilla is not going to pressure you too harshly in how he gets your tea consumption down, but he will suggest it. There will be articles left out in the open for you to read, and he’ll sit you down and talk to you about it. If you agree that you need to slow down, he’s very relieved and willing to help you cut back. If you don’t agree, then Vanilla starts to get a bit more panicky, asking you to reconsider. Once you get to that point, he will sabotage your drinks with ketchup until you agree with him.
“who me? i would never put my ketchup in your tea, that would ruin both things for us! but now that we’re on the subject, you need less of the tea.”
UT Papyrus/Creampuff: He is instantly mortified that this can happen to humans!! He already has limits in place for you for how many you can have per week, so you don’t have to worry as much, but the concern is still there. Creampuff wants you to be happy, but if it can potentially kill you, or at least hospitalize you, he won’t stand for it. The limits he puts on will become a little stricter for your sake, and no, you cannot argue this. Creampuff won’t stop you from drinking the tea entirely, but the moderation is better than before. You’ll get your fix of tea coming in, and he doesn’t fear a hospital trip in the making.
“NO, YOU HAD TWO IN THE PAST TWO DAYS, SO YOU HAVE TO WAIT BEFORE THE NEXT ONE! I KNOW, BUT IT’S FOR YOUR SAFETY!”
Thanks for the ask, Bubble-anon!
