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Which Star Wars food do you want to eat the most
Glowblue noodles
Grogu’s blue macaroon cookies
Luke’s silly ration box
Roasted porg :(
Blue/green milk
Rey’s fucked up portion bread
Meiloorun fruit
Death sticks (drugs are food)
Cooked Salacious B. Crumb
Star Wars Rey's Portion Bread
Yields 2 small mug cakes
The things you’ll need
Ingredients
2 tablespoons coconut oil, melted
2 tablespoons milk
1 egg, room temperature
1 tabespoon matcha powder
5 tablespoons self-rising flour
Pinch of salt
3 tablespoons granulated sugar
Equipment
2 small ramekins (or 1 large mug)
Small spoon
Glass measuring cup
Small bowl
Let's get started!
Mix matcha powder, flour, salt, and sugar in a small bowl.
Add oil, milk, and an egg to the dry ingredients and mix well.
Evenly divide the batter between two ramekins and microwave for 1 1/2 minutes.
TaDa! Jakku's finest portion bread made in your own kitchen!
STAR WARS - REY'S PORTION BREAD - MUG CAKE RECIPE - NERDY NUMMIES
One of our summer projects was making a few batches of Rey's Portion Bread — the meal she ate on Jakku in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens.'
Retraction
I would like to apologize both personally and on behalf of the entire Portion Bread & Circuses team for my statement yesterday in my “Welcome” post. As many noted, not every post will be hilarious, engaging, or smart even by my standards.
Some may be all three, others may be only one, and so on. In any case, we will strive to at the very least be interesting enough to distract. Interesting enough to help you tune out the anxiety and stress of the world for the time you’re here with us. And that’s what we’ll do, whether it’s funny or just fun, that is what we will do.
So, there it is. Our first retraction. And as for those calling for me to denounce the use of the bacon slap bracelet gif I ask you, “Was that not still a slap bracelet?” Sure, it may have been digitally altered to look like a piece of bacon, but it was nonetheless a slap bracelet. As such, I stand by our use of the gif in the article while respecting all the many varying points of view on it.
Thank you all for reading and I’ll see you around the Internet.
Justin Hernandez
Editor-in-Chief, Portion Bread & Circuses
Welcome
Portion Bread & Circuses is a blog dedicated to providing our readers with smart, engaging, and hilarious original material. While I suppose those are all matters of personal taste, I can say for certain that all of our posts will at least be smart, engaging, and hilarious by my standards.
And as a fan of countless cancelled television shows, bands that never “made it,” and movie franchises that never got sequels, I can say my standards and tastes are firmly in line with 4% of the population, easy. As such, I’d like to thank our dozens of readers and extend my hopes that you all enjoy - or are at least pleasantly distracted by - our daily posts on entertainment, culture, and more here at Portion Bread & Circuses.
So thanks again for reading and I’ll see you around the Internet.
Justin Hernandez
Editor-in-Chief, Portion Bread & Circuses
Rey’s Portion Bread
Learn to make a Jakku delicacy. No trading with Unkar Plutt required.
