Medic of the Stars - Voltron x Enby OC (familial)
This is one of my favourite scenes from chapter 3!!! It's so funny to me, gotta love some neurodivergent humour!!
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"Aw, you got a cute little bayard," Lance teased, leaning over Pidge.
Pidge smacked him with the electrified edge of his blade, electrocuting him. "Yeah, it is pretty cute."
"That's so cool!" Milo skipped over, examining Pidge's bayard. "It's a taser, but a blade! It's a taser blade! I've never seen anything like it! It's ah -- um -- it's a tade! No, a blaser!"
"Portmonteau!" Pidge chuckled, adjusting his glasses.
"Port my toe?" Keith quirked a brow, frowning in confusion.
"Whose toes are we porting?" Hunk scratched the back of his neck.
"Portmonteau, a fusion of two words!" Milo explained, patting him on the shoulder.
Lance groaned from the ground, slowly sitting up and slurring his words. "What year is it?"
"I think you fried his brain a bit, Pidge." Milo chuckled, helping Lance stand up.
"Maybe it'll make him smarter," Pidge shrugged.
"I'm not fried!" Lance cried out indignantly, being held up by Milo. "Eggs are fried. I'm cool."
"I stand corrected." Pidge ran a hand down his face, his shoulders shaking with laughter.
Milo laughed, shaking their head. "Seriously, Lance, are you okay?"
"I'm fine." Lance groaned, shaking his head and fixing his hair. "It was just very, uh, shocking."
"I'm sure it was." Milo snickered.
