[themostpopulargaysofglee]

[worstloki]

[twitblr]

activate your edibles…

[manawhaat]

the MEATBALLS menu????? wtaf tumblr

[une-femme-de-lettres]

In UI/UX design, menus have different names depending on the aspect they have, I knew about the hamburger menu and so I figured the “meatballs menu” could exist too, and it does…

[april]

[cryptidarticles]

So bc tumblr hates links this will be hard to pass around but theres a White House petition to save the USPS

This is significantly more important than a change.org petition bc it HAS to be acknowledged if it gets enough signatures

Please sign it and reblog!

[thatsbelievable]

[stingchronicity]

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

[yvesinc]

A-QING for @mdzswomen’s​ appreciation week 1, day 4

[genre]

Just bury me in the ocean with my ancestors who jumped from ships, ‘cause they knew death was better than bondage.

Black Panther (2018) dir. Ryan Coogler

[screenshotsofdespair]

[strangehorse]

[ID: a screenshot reading 'Correct! You're going to need to eat the rats.']

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[fuckdamn]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

ICE has been ordered to release children but they're the ones who get to decide if they release their parents as well or if they're just throwing these kids out, so please at the very least sign this petition

[fagmyers]

PS. this isn't a change.org petition either, so it is worth signing!

[dimmadarn]

guy really sent me a thirst message on facebook at 6am and when I didn't answer he deleted it lmfaoooo

[glumshoe]

Oh shit!!! The little thief that keeps ransacking my porch and eating my decorative corn is a fucking blonde!

Dammit! I wasn’t expecting you to be a beautiful rarity!

[glumshoe]

god this is the same asshole who keeps KNOCKING ON MY WINDOWS and rattling the doors at all hours of the night and driving my dogs crazy

I walked out on the porch and told her to get her own damn house and what did she do? she just sat there and chewed at me! no respect! no respect at all!

she’s too beautiful to be angry with.

[glumshoe]

excuse me!!! that was my beautiful corn! it’s not for eating!

after she finished eating my corn she wandered around the porch (WHILE I was standing there in the doorway and just... TOUCHED everything. touched it all over with her wicked little hands, like a spiteful Conservative woman who doesn’t believe in COVID-19 and spreads her DNA over every surface to own the libs.

she picked up the dogs’ tennis ball, examines my parents’ ashtray, played with the lid of the empty terrarium I JUST finished cleaning, and yanked on the dog tether we put Scully on when we’re sitting on the porch.

[glumshoe]

HEY

STOP DOING THIS

I have gone out and chased her off into the woods FOUR TIMES and she immediately comes back to TOUCH ALL MY STUFF and EAT MY PRETTY CORN

[alphabetbl0cks]

Thinking about that 2000-2007 webcore…

[homestarrunner]

Thank you

[lichpire]

the more i think about mcu spider-man the more i don’t like mcu spider-man

[lichpire]

like mcu twink peter will never have the depth of our friendly neighborhood spider-man. literally any time they try and make spider-man super cool with access to a ton of sick tech and everything i start to really lose interest. the appeal of spider-man to me is that he’s like just some guy who happens to have super powers. like you could just hang out with this dude. the “bigger” they make him the more he loses that.

[lichpire]

actually i’m gonna elaborate on this further because spider-verse did this but they did it well and with purpose.

the peter from miles’ dimension was super over the top, kinda larger than life. as pointed out by peter b. several times. however unlike other times they’ve done this it wasn’t just to try and make spider-man look cool, it was all a part of miles’ narrative. miles was given huge shoes to fill and they used this as a tool to portray how small miles felt compared to peter.

but the difference between miles and mcu peter is that miles didn’t need any of that to become the spider-man he is today. one of his main role models in the film is peter b. who’s broke and off his game, but still manages to do amazing things.

that’s the appeal of spider-man. is that anyone can make a difference, no matter where you’re at in your life you can still be incredible.

[angelicichor]

Funky concept - your height reversed is how tall you’d be as a cryptid/fantasy creature   ✌️