#poseidal

[arcadebroke]

[rheagent]

good job sparing zeus' feelings

[p0thos]

poseidon

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💔

[galafeia-blog]

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[ sms → poseidon ]: hullllloooooooo fellow sea god

[ sms → poseidon ]: lets rule all the sea together

[ sms → poseidon ]: these crustaceans need to get their shit together

[ sms → poseidon ]: we’d be a /kriller/ team

[ sms → poseidon ]: heraaaaa taught me how to have /pun/

[mentorxhephaestus]

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Hephaestus: ya saw ma butt onc, i feel leik tht makes us v close

Hephaestus: smtimes your an asshat but i liek u sometims too, is weird

Hephaestus: oh n like HOW TH FK U FUCKED IN M BED BUT IT WSNT W ME?? 

Hephaetus: m’offende and im comin for ya bicth. Fckn nasty.

Hephaestus: I clda gotten left over pregnt